not true..maybe not recently but a good friend of mine, her husband many years ago like around 2010 was processed in 4 months.
First off, those timelines are not current timelines at all not in last few years at least.
Secondly, there is only one 4 month application that was processed that I read about on this forum and that was a government worker from Canada who sponsored a spouse and it was definitely a while ago.
But thanks for giving everyone a panic attack.