I'm a sarcastic person. Sarcasm helps me deal with stressful situations sometimes.
As a funny story... I can tell you that when I went to the police station next day after having filed the report, I had a conversation with the officer like this:
O: so you're enjoying your honeymoon, eh?
me: excuse me? no, the honeymoon was scheduled for one week from now
O: ah. well you're not the record breaker. I had husbands assault wives on the wedding night. so, you didn't make it to the record book.
True story, believe it or not. And don't ridicule me for trying to be sarcastic, even if police can have conversations like that with victims of assault on the next day after filing a report.
As a funny story... I can tell you that when I went to the police station next day after having filed the report, I had a conversation with the officer like this:
O: so you're enjoying your honeymoon, eh?
me: excuse me? no, the honeymoon was scheduled for one week from now
O: ah. well you're not the record breaker. I had husbands assault wives on the wedding night. so, you didn't make it to the record book.
True story, believe it or not. And don't ridicule me for trying to be sarcastic, even if police can have conversations like that with victims of assault on the next day after filing a report.
missmatalini said:I didn't realize that being assaulted was a funny thing now-a-days.
This must be a joke.