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I dont want to have anything to do with Canada or the IRCC any longer, just a clean record for other countries.

If that's truly the case, then formally withdraw your application and leave Canada, and you should be good.
 
If I'm deep enough in they might not agree

Sure, that is true. But it's good you are trying the withdrawal all the same. They might accept it. Good luck.