You should take up crochet. Probably more productive and will provide a better use of your time than your spiteful diatribe. Or buy a podium and stand on a street corner (I'm sure you already have a street corner you call home).
Hmmm...5 responses to a single post! Someone's triggered!
We could start a new game "Trigger the Twit". Points scored for most responses to a single post with bonus points awarded for the most nonsensical response(s) recieved from our lame friend. Not like it takes much effort to get him spouting off utter nonsense.