For all the PUNJABIS

[rajdeep]

Ik din HUNKER te MAC_PAL tour te jaa rahe si poori tyaari naal

shaam ho gayi te ohna ne Tent laake raste ch rukan da faisla kita te dovein Tent laake so gaye.

Addi ku raat nu HUNKER di akh khul gayi te ohne MAC_PAL nu jagaya

HUNKER: yaar tenu asmaan ch ki dikh reha !

MAC_PAL : Kinne saare taare ne

HUNKER : Is to ki pata lagda hai

MAK_PAL: Asmaan bahut sohna lagda te roshni vi kaafi hai

HUNKER: oye dangra koi TENT Laah ke le gaya!!!

 

[rajdeep]

Husband:Tera viah ton pehlan koi boyfriend c ?
Wife khamosh rehndi hai . ???
Husband:Main is khamoshi da ki matlab samjan ?.
Wife:"Moya sabar rakh gin tan len de"

 

[rajdeep]

judge: fansi toh phela kisse nu milna hai.

chor (thief) apni wife nu.

judge: apne parents nu nahi milna.

chor(thief) oh ta agla janam lende hi mil jange.

par wife layi 21 saal wait karni pavegi.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

[raanjhaa]

rajdeep to doctor: doc there is no improvement in my loose motions

doctor: main tuhanu kiha c niimbu try karo

rajdeep: kita c sir ,,,but as son i REMOVE it ,,,they start again

 

[rajdeep]

Mangta- raanjhaa rab de naam te kuj de do...

raanjhaa : andron Cycle kad leyaya te kehnda - Aaja tainu jhoote dewaan.. 8) 8) 8) 8)

 

[Naavy100]

Mangta- raanjhaa rab de naam te kuj de do...

raanjhaa : andron Cycle kad leyaya te kehnda - Aaja tainu jhoote dewaan.. 8) 8) 8) 8)

hahahahaha

 

[rajdeep]

rajdeep to doctor: doc there is no improvement in my loose motions

doctor: main tuhanu kiha c niimbu try karo

rajdeep: kita c sir ,,,but as son i REMOVE it ,,,they start again

 

[rajdeep]

raanjhaa :- Went out to buy an Indian flag.
The shop owner gave him the flag.
Guess what did raanjhaa ask next...
Ismein aur colour dikhayiye ;D ;D ;D

 

[rajdeep]

TAJ MAHAL KO DEKH KAR BOLA
SHAH JAHAN KA POTA,,

HAMARA BHI KHUB BANK BALANCE HOTA

AGAR HAMRA DADA AASHIQ NA HOTA ;D ;D ;D

 

[rajdeep]

Teacher:....Fees Maffi Di Arzi Likho ...

raanjhaa:....fees Kini AA g...

Teacher...20 Rs.

raanjhaa.....Mai Nahi Likhni

Teacher:.....Kyu...

raanjhaa:-...Mera Bapu Kehnda 10 20 Rupaye Layi Kise Landi Puchi Di Minaat Nahi kArni

 

[quidee]

Hello friends!!!!!
Saare punjaabiyaan nu mere valon SAT SRI AKAL......

Waheguru saareyaan da kam fateh kare ...

Bahut wadiyaa lagga saareyaan de chutkale sun k ..

Carry on ...

 

[mac_pal]

ਹੋਰ ਵੀ ਮਿੱਤਰੋ ਕੀ ਹਾਲ ਚਾਲ ਨੇ
ਮਾਫ ਕਰਨਾ ਬੜੇ ਦਿਨਾ ਬਾਦ ਹਾਜਰੀ ਲਵਾਈ ਹੈ
ਗੱਲ ਇਹ ਸੀ ਕੇ ਮੈ ਥੋੜਾ ਬਿਜੀ ਸੀ
ਬਾਕੀ ਬਾਈ ਐਥੇ ਠੰਡ ਬਹੁਤ ਪੈ ਰਹੀ ਹੈ ਅੱਜ ਤਾਂ -30 ਹੈ ਪਾਰਾ
ਬਾਕੀ ਮੇਰੇ ਲਾਇਕ ਕੋਈ ਸੇਵਾ ਹੋਈ ਤਾਂ ਦੱਸਿਉ

 

[mac_pal]

SAREYAAA NU NAVVEEE SAAALL DDIIYYAAANNN VAAAADAAAYIIAAANNN
@ Mac_Pal
About SIN,I am clear .But regarding Health Card I am not certain coz I will land in Toronto.

Do u hve clear knowledge about Ontario's duration to provide Health Card ?

nahi bai g edde bare menu koi jaan kari nahi aa

par ithe tan same day ban janda

 

[mac_pal]

Chander : Name 5 animals living in the water?

mac_pal: 1 Frog.

Chander : Right, go on, name 4 more?

mac_pal: Frog's brother, sister, dad and mom.

kee gal ho gyee rajdeep bai shayar to

mazakia ban gia

 

[mac_pal]

MAC_PAL Da Radio Kharab Ho Janda Hai,
Khol ke dekhda hai taan under Chuhi mari Pai Hundi Hai,
Chuhi Vekh Ke Kahinde Hai, "Radio Chalu Kiwen,Miss Pooja taan Sutti Pai Hai

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