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[rajdeep]

Teacher 2 HUNKER-Jehday insaan nu sunda nahi,

os nu English vich ki kehnday hai?

HUNKER- Jo marji keh lo g. ohnu kehda kuch sun na laga..!

 

[rajdeep]

NAAVY: tere result da ki banya putt?

NAAVY da betaapa madam kendi si class vich 1 saal hor lagana hai.

NAAVY: phir theek hai, saal chahe 2,3 hor lag jayn, bas putt fail na hona. 8) 8) 8)

 

[rajdeep]

HUNKER- DOGLOVER tu office me to sher bana ghumta h..

ghar pe ate hi tujhe kya ho jata h..?

DOGLOVER- hota to ghar me v sher he hoon, bas upar DURGA sawar ho jati hai...

 

[rajdeep]

MADAM: 'main teri jaan kadh devagi' da future tense ki hovega ?
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HUNKER: tu hath tan la ke dekh...
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mukki maar ke dand tod du..
BANDARI JEHI ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

[rajdeep]

mac_pal ko ped pe chadhe bandar ne pucha upar q aya ?

mac_pal : apple khane



bandar - ye to aam ka ped h, ??? ???

mac_pal - tu zyada smajhdar mat ban




apple saath laya hu

 

[rajdeep]

JOHNY talli ho k ghar pahuchya,,tala kholn lageya ta hath kamb rahe c. Gwandi-main tala khola?
JOHNY-tala ta main khol lu tu bas ghar fad k rakh hili janda.... 8) 8)

 

[destinationBC]

NOC 0111 and 1111 Pls join us here

http://www.canadavisa.com/canada-immigration-discussion-board/thread-1111-and-0111-who-have-submitted-docs-in-delhi-chc-only-2010-t50385.0.html;new#new

 

[rajdeep]

DOGLOVER ek din cycle di brake hath ch fadke nach reha si ;D

HUNKER aya te kehnda:tu aah ki kar reha hai :

DOGLOVER: Paagal tenu disda nahi main brake dance kar reha haan....

 

[rajdeep]

MAC_PAL Angrezi de paper ch fail ho janda hai osda karan ?

MAC_PAL ne exam ch translation kuch is tarah kiti :

Hindi English
1. Main aik Aam Admi hoon. I am a Mango man

2. Mujhe English Aati hai. English comes to me

3. Mera Taluk Haripur Hazara se hai. I belong to Green Pur Thousanda

4. Sarak per Goliyan chal rahi hain. Tablets are walking on the road

 

[rajdeep]

DOGLOVER TO HUNKER--- main apna purse ghare bhul aya...te mainu 1000 rs bahut zaroori chahide aa

HUNKER-- dost hi dost de kamm aunda aa.....ah le 10 rs.....riksha kr k purse le aa....... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

[rajdeep]

mr_Rana kol 1 sadhu aaya, kehanda kuj dan karo,
mr_Rana jeb cho 5 rup.kad k dinda hai
sadhu kush ho k kehanda .mang beta ki mangna hai tu,
Mr-Rana - babaji mere 5rup mod deyo....

 

[rajdeep]

Teachr-Bade Ho Kar Kya Banoge

mac_pal-Papa Kehta Hy Jitna Chahe Padh Wo Nai Ban Sakta Jo ban-na Chahta Hai

Teachr-Kya Banna Chahty Ho?

mac_pal-"LADY DOCTOR" :

 

[rajdeep]

Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage? ? ? ? ? ? ? :-[

Hubby Following Her Yelled: "Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt." 8)

 

[rajdeep]

At the scene of accident......

A Man was crying “Oh god i hv lost my hand!”........

MAC_PAL: Please Dont cry! :

look at that man he has lost his head is he crying?...... 8)

 

[rajdeep]

Ik var lakhwinder radio theek karvan gayi.

Mechanic: Radio te theek hai kudiye tera. Bas jara mausam kharab hon karke nahi chalda pya.

lakhwinder: Aa pakad 100 rupaiye, mausam nava pa de.