The seven word story

[MandyUK]

some for my breakfast with some bacon

 

[RedAlert]

this whole weird day has begun and

 

[dair2dv8103100]

mmm I love pig in the morning

 

[RedAlert]

and even at night soo I might

 

[shamsia]

be a pig and pig eat pig

 

[Mrs Proper]

Just eat it again with my big

 

[MandyUK]

fork and a glass of cider and

 

[shamsia]

get drunk all over again and go

 

[RedAlert]

back home to tell the story to

 

[shamsia]

your children and ruin their future forever

 

[RedAlert]

because they know that you only have

 

[shamsia]

the bedazzling tales of green elves and

 

[dair2dv8103100]

and beaver fur underwear.... for shame... sigh

 

[shamsia]

the children showed their displeasure by peeing

 

[RedAlert]

on all four corners of the house