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[Kedeisha]

ok lilmaya just for u

in my beenieman voice

I am coming home on the 730 plane c me reach canada wid me 1 suitcase, i am coming home on the 730 plane fi c me wife face thru di gate

yea me just write that for u

blowwow me bad u know

 

[lilmaya]

Kedeisha : BUUUMBAT!! DJ KEDEISHA in the house!! LOL!! I thought you would have added a verse about how he gave away his phone?? too much to ask ???

 

[Kedeisha]

I was gonna add it but couldnt rhyme u know me u call me mrs rhymetastic soooofantastic

 

[SmoothiesQueen]

Lil Maya....today is your big day. Enjoy it to the fullest. I am so happy for you....its gonna be a crazy day...one of the ones you always remember. Good luck with everything and settling hubby in!!

Hello forum fam..hope everyone is well today!
Kedeisha you crack me up girl lol!!

 

[Kedeisha]

SQ u deh bout u good?

 

[lilmaya]

SmoothiesQueen : Thank you so much girl!! I think I will always remember this day... and I will try very hard in the future to remember this day when my husband does things like give away his phone so i don't know if he is on a plane right now or not?!? ???

Speaking of which, my husband's flight is scheduled to leave in 25 minutes. If you wouldn't mind, will you please pray for his flight. Thanks Fam :-*

 

[Kedeisha]

we will lilmaya n hope a safe n speedy journey

 

[SmoothiesQueen]

Hey Kedeisha....

I'm good girl!!! Just trying to keep up with my daughter today while balancing a bit of a headache. Got some neighbour kids over right now....they are coloring and watching cartoons. So tell me about this wedding.....hehehe I'm a sucker for weddings. What part a the island you having it in??

Lil Maya..said a prayer for your hubby. He's been abroad before or this is his first time? I always love love love riding with first time plane riders when I leave JA to visit Canada. They are so cute!! I had this group of guys on the same flight once...and they had a couple cameras between them and they were trying to be manly...but failing miserably. They were exciting like little kids and just about trampling each other to watch out the windows and taking pictures of everything. Like the glass of soda the flight attendants hand out...their napkin with their snack on it....standing in front of the bathroom about to go in. I was cracking up the whole flight! Something refreshing about getting a fresh appreciation for things we take as norm, while watching it all through someone elses eyes!

 

[Sanchester]

YO!

Ok...I heard my peoples calling, I looked in the sky and I see a plane, it's a plane with a phoneless man..

me looking at the plane ----->

wait...

wait a minute!

I see a little girl..... is this baby maya?
Future little ------>

I must sleep now... so tired.

 

[lilmaya]

MISS CLEO: LMFAO! OMG I can't believe you just made the picture of our possibly very ugly baby public knowledge!?! Your attempt at stopping us from reproducing tonight has been successful!
Seriously I am at work and I can't stop laughing! I think your peoples can confirm.. you are nuts!!

SmoothiesQueen : My husband has travelled a few times so he's a seasoned veteran. Thanks for the prayer :-*

 

[Sanchester]

COME ON!!!


Have as many babies as you want, she's being used as a warning... now you know not to give your baby juice all the time... her and her poor rotting teeth!!!

Look, I can't change the way your baby looks, all I can do is warn you of possible mistakes you may have and I just saved you a HUGE dental bill!

you're welcome.

 

[jahlove]

Sanchester mad Sanchester you are back! so funny, u crack me up totally

 

[Sanchester]

Im Kinda back... I've been nuts these past couple of days... running around going to meetings, soccer, sleeping... doing everything but doing what Im supposed to be doing!!

But Im here... Im good... checking in with my peoples.....

Hope everyone is good!!!

 

[Kedeisha]

lmao sanchester u r back

SQ it will be held in KGN 4 season same place like LW had hers she said venue n food were good so im glad we ended up picking there, my dress is finished being altered so going to try it on tonight hope it looks good or its backup dress i go n backup dress is well scandalous not traditional at all so mr "imma faint at the alter will faint when he sees me walking n all he sees are legs in 5 inch heels scandalous but lets hope the dress comes out good was very stress n still am so i hope this fitting is a bright spot in my very dark days im waiting for my things to come from overseas that i ordered my roommate told me there are 2 pcackages at the house i cant wait to see my goodies my goodies my goodies my wedding goodies(ciara-goodies) u know i had to bus a 1 chune

how is the weight loss going? im losing weight bcuz of stress so i need to make a buffalo,usa run asap

but yea basically wedding is good to go

got a msg from my inlaw saying my father in law has been admitted to the hospital so now i am as FH already lost his mom 2 yrs ago n to lose his dad would be devastating n no $ to fly back n support him n his fam

 

[lilmaya]

Sanchester : No one told us you weren't supposed to give the baby Pepsi in her bottle! How was I to know?!

But... since you are feeling like sharing, let's see the spawn of Sanchester.