Just so everyone can truly appreciate the gravity of the situation, let me put this into some perspective for y'all.
In alphabetical order, so that nobody feels like I'm choosing favourites:
Amikety, Halfmoon, Lunas, Mameelynn, Ms Malawi, Nevaeha, Parker24, and the new guy who was complaining about nothing being relevant to the topic.
Take ALL of your negatives, add them all up into a combined total, and you would STILL need to find someone with 30 additional negatives to match what I've managed to collect all by myself.