Kingston,Jamaica

[NEIKA]

morning forum, hope everyone has a good day

 

[Mrslwsn]

same to yu neika and the rest of forum wake up wake upppp it's morninggggggggggg!

 

[CharlieD10]

Morning, morning, morning!

Man, I am 0 for 4, I guess I better quit while I'm only losing very badly with this combo gift idea!

Lonely_wife, I think that's a great birthday idea! Everyone could use a little spoiling at least once in their lives. Have a great time with hubby making his first birthday in Canada one to remember for years to come!

Happy Hump Day, all! KG, that means you too. Let's hear you make some calls! NNNEEEXXXXTTTTTTTT!!

 

[canuck0469]

Happy hump day forum family, lonely that sounds like a great plan for his birthday. You gotta remember though the massuese has to be a cute little lady, something about hairy palms running over my body wouldn't be the highlight of a mans bday. I agree that we need to make our spouses first bd in CA special. Had some friends take the Mrs out of town for ladies day out, I surprised her by joining them for dinner after, spent the night in a nice jacussi suite and well, she surprised me after.
Well a little mid week humour
Dear Doctor,

I wish to apply for an operation to make me sterile. My reasons are numerous and after being married for seven years, and having a child each year, I have come to the conclusion that contraceptives are absolutely useless.

After getting married I was told to use the "Rhythm Method." Whilst trying the samba and the tango my wife fell pregnant, and I ruptured myself doing the Cha-cha.

My doctor then suggested we use the safe period. At this time we were living with the in-laws and we had to wait three weeks for a safe period, when the house was empty. Needless to say this didn't work.

A lady of several years experience informed us that if we made love while breast-feeding we would be alright. It's hardly tastes like Coors, but I finished up with clear skin, silky hair and another child on the way.

Another old wives tale was if my wife jumped up and down after sex this would prevent pregnancy. After breast-feeding (from earlier), if my wife jumped up and down she would have ended up with two black eyes, and even knocked herself unconscious.

I asked a chemist about the condom. He demonstrated how easy it was to use so I bought a packet. My wife fell pregnant again, which doesn't surprise me, as I fail to see how a Durex stretched over the thumb can prevent a baby.

My wife was then supplied with the coil and after many unsuccessful attempts to fit it we realized that we had got a left-handed thread and my wife is definitely a right-handed screw.

The Dutch cap came next. We were very hopeful of this as it did not interfere with our sex life at all. But alas...it did give my wife a severe headache. We were given the largest size, but it was still too tight across her forehead.

Finally we tried the pill. At first it kept falling out, then we realised we were doing it wrong. My wife started then to put it between her knees, thus preventing me from getting anywhere near her. This did work for a while until the night she forgot it....another child resulted.

You must appreciate my problem: if this operation is unsuccessful I shall have to revert to oral sex. Although I don't mind just talking about it, it could never be the same as the real thing.

Yours faithfully,

Canuck

 

[Mrslwsn]

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D the ;D most ;D fool ;D fool ;D man ;D everrrrr ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

[suki]

GO OD... MOR-NIN-G... EVERY-ONE!!!!!

Woo Kingston, how about reuniting some families for these good people!! Hope everyone has a great day!! Lookin for flights for X-mas but they are sooo high, I havent seen them this high in a long time!! I'm lookin at $1500 from Calgary that's just crazy! I just need to see my hubby! this is pretty tough being apart! but with these prices...(sigh) I dont know!

Still no letter and was told they mailed it on the 20th of October-that seems a little long even for regular mail. I'll keep my fingers crossed and say a prayer for all of us!

 

[Mrs Proper]

Lol canuck that's a good one!!

Suki- wooooooooow that's what I paid for me and the kids to all go. That price is crazy!!!!

 

[suki]

Mrs.P you know,

Our anniversary is in March maybe I will just hold off until then, I would love to go...but it's just too much ..considering Air canada had a sale during my wedding last march $99 return total ticket with tax came to $217 can you believe that!!
that's why so many people from work and my family were able to attend!

Mrs P, how is everything going??? Is everyone on here mostly from T.O?

 

[Mrs Proper]

Kgn processing time went down to 16 mths!!!!

Suki- everything is going great! Its nice to have someone around the house to help out

 

[canuck0469]

Charlie, your countdown has begun. We applied Feb 2,10 and got the PPR Nov 17. You're roughly 2 weeks behind so should get the call near the end of the month. Start getting your affairs in order mi fren

 

[lonely_wife]

Good afternoon everyone!!!

Canuck... omg so funny... my husband would kill me if he got a hairy hand touching his back... something tell me that my husband would never let this happen lol...

suki... did you have a representative??? cause my letter of approval went to my lawyer instead of me.... so if you have someone representing you maybe check with them if they received it...

Wishing everyone a good day

 

[Mrslwsn]

Flight prices are ridiculous around xmas...I wish I could go...My anniversary is feb, and I may go then, or march, but honestly plane fare is killing me. I just dont have the money to do it.

 

[lovehasnoboundaries]

Hey Forum Fam!
Yes, airfare is ridiculously high around Christmas time. I'm going down for Christmas but I booked my ticket months in advance at about $700 which is still really high to me but my husband really wanted me to experience Christmas in Jamaica

 

[Mrslwsn]

Yes, my brother going for xmas...1 week on a charter flight was about 750.00 which is really high...but oh well, thats life...I myself always get real lonely at xmas cuz me and my kids all alone here and my husband and family all in Ja...at least all the peeps I would want to spend xmas with lol!!! Plus I have 2 xmas babies, well not so much babies anymore, but I would feel too guilty leaving even for a week during their bdays AND the holidays, my kids would be crushed...sigh...so no JA for me at holiday time no matter what the fare

 

[CharlieD10]

Good morning, morning, morning!

All this talk of airfares reminds me: 51 days to Christmas!

Hoping whatever happens, everyone will enjoy their Christmas this year. I am thinking of heading home to my mother if KG decides not to kick me north by then. I haven't been home in a couple months, time to go and bother my mother for a few days until she tells me, "Go home!" LOL. I love Negril during Christmas, there's a festive, relaxed mood, lots of family members choose to return to Jamaica then, and it's good to see people you haven't seen in a while at a time when everyone is feeling a sense of family.

Come on, KG, still two days left in this week to give my itchy update fingers something to do! NNNEEEXXXTTTT!!!

And since I haven't done this in a while, here's a little laugh to start the day:

A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she will never open. The bride agrees. After 30 years of marriage, she notices that his drawer has been left open. She peeks inside and sees 3 golf balls and $1,000.

She confronts her husband and asks for an explanation. He explains "Every time I was unfaithful to you, I put a golf ball in the drawer." She figures 3 times in 30 years isn't bad and asks "But what about the $1,000?" He replied "Whenever I got a dozen golf balls, I sold them"