July 01, 2011 FSW Applicants_MI 3

[abhishekgoel007]

Kamina santa,

Santa- Dadi, kya hum humesha 5hi rahenge?
Aap
Papa
Mummy
Mai
BEhan

Dadi- Nhi Beta, Jab tumhari Shadi Ho Jayegi to Hum 6 ho Jaynge,

Santa- phir Behan k Shadi ho jayegi to hum 5 ho jaynge

Dadi- Nhi Beta..Jab tumhara Beta hoga to hum phir 6 Ho jaynge

Santa- phir Aap Mar Jaoge to hum phir se 5 ho jaynge

Dadi- Chup kar Kutte
Chal So Jaa…!! :x

Rascal santa (Joke Star),

Santa- granny, is it true that we will always be family of five?
You
Father
Mother
Me
& Sister

Granny- No son, when u will get married we will be six.

Santa- but then the sister will get married and go and then we will be five again

Granny- No son, when u will have your child we will be family of six then.

Santa- But when u will die we again will become family of 5

Dadi- Shut up u dog
Go and Sleep
…!! :x

 

[abhishekgoel007]

Tips to maintain stable relationships.....
1. The woman always makes the rules;:'(
2. These rules are subject to change without notice :*:]Y
3. No man can possibly know all the rules \=D/</3
4. The woman is never wrong =)) =D =))
5. If it appears the woman is wrong8-| , it is because of a misunderstanding caused by something the man did or said =))
6.The man must apologise immediately for causing the misunderstandingX_X</3 </3
7. The woman can change her mind at any time:/
8. The man must never change his mind without the proper consent of the woman :O :O X_X
9. The man must read the mind of the woman at all times X_X :&
10. At all times,what is important is what the woman meant, not what she said..

 

[RKC]

Good job ! Abhi ...Superlike!

 

[abhishekgoel007]

Good job ! Abhi ...Superlike!

+1 hi de do

 

[RKC]

+1 hi de do

Done.

 

[abhishekgoel007]

 

[abhishekgoel007]

Sorry guys these lines are hindi poetry on love and tajmahal and cant be translated in english...

zinda h shahjahan ki chahat ab tk,,,,

Gawah h mumtaj ki ulfat ab tk,,,,,

chhu kar dekho TajmahaL ko mere dosTo,,,,,,,

PatharO se tapakti h mohabbaT ab tk....!!!

 

[abhishekgoel007]

Done.

thanksu dear ... ;D ;D ;D ;D same to u +1 wala

 

[RChettiar]

Here I go.......................... Just got a call from my postman saying there is a letter from ND. Huh, he will reach my residence only by 1:15 / 1.30PM, can't wait till then, have already started jumping and I need to attend my 2nd Shift which starts from 3PM.

 

[abhishekgoel007]

Here I go.......................... Just got a call from my postman saying there is a letter from ND. Huh, he will reach my residence only by 1:15 / 1.30PM, can't wait till then, have already started jumping and I need to attend my 2nd Shift which starts from 3PM.

wow thats great news bro, please share ur good news again before going to work

 

[RKC]

Here I go.......................... Just got a call from my postman saying there is a letter from ND. Huh, he will reach my residence only by 1:15 / 1.30PM, can't wait till then, have already started jumping and I need to attend my 2nd Shift which starts from 3PM.

Woweee! Congratulations! Robin. I know you can't wait for the clock to strike One. Take an off today from work to celebrate & live it up. Sounds good?

 

[abhishekgoel007]

I was smoking a cigarette today when a 10 year old kid walked up to me and said "Pardon me Sir, May I please have a cigarette? "

I was so shocked at how a kid his age could be so Polite...!!

 

[abhishekgoel007]

 

[abhishekgoel007]

 

[mineone]

Mind Reading
abhi----- you are
sincere in your words and deeds
and you are innocent
but other two who advising you are :-X