For all the PUNJABIS

[hunker]

Example of Miscommunication :


I was near London and I just finished my lunch in Airline.Mainu ICE CREAM bhut tasty laggi.
Main sochya free hai so Hor Kha leyne haan.

Main Steward nu keha "Can I have more ice cream"
And he replied,"Ofcourse Sir ,why not"

Main keha ban gayi gall JATT Wedding wali as we,jatts eat sweat dish after meals in weddings.

PAR guess what he brought ???

He brought Ice (ice cubes) in a cup for me.


Main socheya saali bejti karti kanjar ne ,Nal baithi Poland wali kehndi Mr Singh are u feeling HOT that u have asked for ice.

HUN tell me all meri ki galti c Steward ice de gya te POLAND wali HOT hi dasi gayi mainu

But before landing I told that steward what happened,both of us felt so funny.

 

[charninder]

By God, enni info kise v veer bhra ne 5-7 saal ton baad v nai kitti jinni saddey hunker veer ne ik hafte vich de ditti.

Hunker bhaji you are simply gr8. Main taan pahla hi keha c k mere kol tuhadi tareef karan lai alfaaz nai hai. Isda matlab Canada ja k itho de log sahnu evi moorakh banade rehne ne. Kyonke o sochde ne k ehna ne kehda ethe aa jana hai.

Hunker Sir Ji, Hats off to you. Tuhadi feedback bilkul Yusuf Pathan di Batting vargi hai.

 

[hunker]

By God, enni info kise v veer bhra ne 5-7 saal ton baad v nai kitti jinni saddey hunker veer ne ik hafte vich de ditti.

Hunker bhaji you are simply gr8. Main taan pahla hi keha c k mere kol tuhadi tareef karan lai alfaaz nai hai. Isda matlab Canada ja k itho de log sahnu evi moorakh banade rehne ne. Kyonke o sochde ne k ehna ne kehda ethe aa jana hai.

Hunker Sir Ji, Hats off to you. Tuhadi feedback bilkul Yusuf Pathan di Batting vargi hai.

Lok galat nai veer ethe .
Actually,attitude of exporing is no where in our people.
They basically land and start low wages jobs and do never come up.

Ho sakda hai main v koi part time job shuru kar deva,but I am 100% targetting my teaching occupation.

Let me compare

1 Security Guard job :-
$10/hr

2. Part time tutors job.that is teaching at simple institure or go to students' home and teach.
It is part time/contarct job but I can get $18 minimum


So tution pada k 3 din ch hi o kamai hain jo security wali tought job 6 din karke hundi hai.

Now all can guess what I mean.
2 months ethe free reh k v koi problem nai aundi ,just explore all opportunities.

 

[hunker]

Mobile connections

$120 one time pay Nokia's best mobile provided that has all amenties:- GPS,3G etc etc

Call:-
$20 per month India unlimited
$35 Internet Unlimited both on Mobile and PC
$22.50 call unlimited in whole Canada.

Tax pa k $87 bande ne all these facilities.India ch har angle ton socheo :- internet Rs750 unlimited.Call to Canada,Call in Punjab and other states.
Then certainly u will feel that CANADA ch rates less ne.

 

[hunker]

Oye khush kar ditta e yaara jyonda reh mauja maar

Mere taan G main la hi layna hai, GHAR phone kari ,Ohna da G nai lag reha.Kehnde ne raunka chaliya gayian CANADA

 

[Naavy100]

hunker veer thoda koti koti dhanwaad ...seriously .......

mere vade veer ji (america vale ) kende c ...k jis bande ne aapne aap nu Canada de culture ch dhaal leya ...oh kade v nirash hoke vapis ni aunda ..

menu thodia kahania sun k bohot maja aa reha hai ....tusi roj da experience post karde raho

Online courses baarey thoda hor chanan paao

** Mere son di admission layi sadi 3-4 colleges nal gal ho rahi hai ..i.e Univeristy of Calgary (Bcom) , SAIT (Legal Assistant) , Bow Valley College (Law and enforcement ) ,(Criminology) ...te tornto de Humber aatey Centinial College nal

Sabne iko gal kahi , k apply as a international student with IELTS because it is necessary for non Canadians ..they will send us offer letter and wil refund the fees as soon as we land .

 

[hunker]

hunker veer thoda koti koti dhanwaad ...seriously .......

mere vade veer ji (america vale ) kende c ...k jis bande ne aapne aap nu Canada de culture ch dhaal leya ...oh kade v nirash hoke vapis ni aunda ..

menu thodia kahania sun k bohot maja aa reha hai ....tusi roj da experience post karde raho

Online courses baarey thoda hor chanan paao

** Mere son di admission layi sadi 3-4 colleges nal gal ho rahi hai ..i.e Univeristy of Calgary (Bcom) , SAIT (Legal Assistant) , Bow Valley College (Law and enforcement ) ,(Criminology) ...te tornto de Humber aatey Centinial College nal

Sabne iko gal kahi , k apply as a international student with IELTS because it is necessary for non Canadians ..they will send us offer letter and wil refund the fees as soon as we land .

Vadde Veer ,
main Humber jaan hai Tuesday ,meri appointment fixed hai .
Daso ki puchna hai ?
Vaise main smaj gya haan yet tell me precisely again.

But bhaji tell me k jad bacha PR ho jau taan ethe a k admission lay leo.Agla batch taan May2011 da hai.

Please do clear me all picture.

 

[Naavy100]

Vadde Veer ,
main Humber jaan hai Tuesday ,meri appointment fixed hai .
Daso ki puchna hai ?
Vaise main smaj gya haan yet tell me precisely again.

But bhaji tell me k jad bacha PR ho jau taan ethe a k admission lay leo.Agla batch taan May2011 da hai.

Please do clear me all picture.

May batch ch tak ohda result ni aunda +2 Borads da , is layi we are trying for september batch ...some colleges offer Becholer's degree while some offer diplomas to those who passed thier Senior School in India .

 

[hunker]

All
IK VEHAM HOR KAD DA HAAN TUHADA.

Sare puchde ne k Indian Mobile lay ayiye k nai .

Actually,agar mobile vadia hai tuhade kol ,I mean with 3G,GPS :- Ethe GPS ton bina 2 streets da v pata nai lagda.And India ch tusi o mobile kise nu nai dena taan lay aeoo.

Agar new layna hai then,India te Canada ch Mobile prices are same.
So think again.

Main Samsung 3G India parents nu de aya c ,so I bought new mobile here,its price is same as in India

 

[hunker]

May batch ch tak ohda result ni aunda +2 Borads da , is layi we are trying for september batch ...some colleges offer Becholer's degree while some offer diplomas to those who passed thier Senior School in India .

Bhaji +2 agar Science stream hai then score 6 bands in IELTS te mauj hi mauja.

Veer G,Tusi india toon admission kyo mang rahe o,eh samj nai aya mainu.
April ch ajeo ethe, Seot batch di admission May to bahad ch shuru hougi.

HUMBER is the best college here,Eh too much big hai ,even HUMBER de name te Humber street v hai .

Ethe hun Humber,Sheridan,George Brown,Centennial college. But HUMBER IS THE BEST.

Punjab diya akhbara vich isda name jyada aunda hai ,it doesnt mean it is landoo college.
It's the best.

 

[hunker]

@ Navvi veer.

Bachelor karvaeo ,

Te agar 6.5 Bands hoon taan har college Bach allow karda hai.

I have a lot of student visa experience

Mera cousin Sheridan College aya hai 6 bands lay k te BE kar reha hai
Actually hunda eh hai k jado admission open hundiya ne taan College relaxed hunde ne te 6 Bnads te admit kar laynde ne par jado time reh reh janda hai then CHOOSY ho jande ne,

I hope I am clear to u v Veer G
So ,daso main Humber ton puch layna haan

 

[Naavy100]

Bhaji +2 agar Science stream hai then score 6 bands in IELTS te mauj hi mauja.

Veer G,Tusi india toon admission kyo mang rahe o,eh samj nai aya mainu.
April ch ajeo ethe, Seot batch di admission May to bahad ch shuru hougi.

HUMBER is the best college here,Eh too much big hai ,even HUMBER de name te Humber street v hai .

Ethe hun Humber,Sheridan,George Brown,Centennial college. But HUMBER IS THE BEST.

Punjab diya akhbara vich isda name jyada aunda hai ,it doesnt mean it is landoo college.
It's the best.

My son is in commerce stream and his feld of intrest are Accounting , Law and other feilds related to commerce ...asal ch asi apna jina time ho sakey ona bachana chaunde aa ....te jo jo asi India to kar sakiye oh karna chande aa ......sadi destination as you all know Calgary hai ...kyoki othe sade ko bohot refrences ne and mere frnds mundey nu kite kam v lava denge ...baki second option apne kol Toronto da v hega aa ........

Baki vise de aaun te hi sab kuj depend karda

 

[hunker]

My son is in commerce stream and his feld of intrest are Accounting , Law and other feilds related to commerce ...asal ch asi apna jina time ho sakey ona bachana chaunde aa ....te jo jo asi India to kar sakiye oh karna chande aa ......sadi destination as you all know Calgary hai ...kyoki othe sade ko bohot refrences ne and mere frnds mundey nu kite kam v lava denge ...baki second option apne kol Toronto da v hega aa ........

Baki vise de aaun te hi sab kuj depend karda

Veer g,
Visa tuhada 10 days ch a hi jana hai,

Commerce layi BCOM stream hundi hai ,so accounting will be great for a bright future.

Veer G,usde marks v dasdeo 10 te expected 12th te expected IELTS score v.
APPA atleast Humber ton clear taan kar layiye.Apa nu kehra TAX payna.

Main koi navi cheez hi dasunga tuhanuu.

 

[Naavy100]

@ Navvi veer.

Bachelor karvaeo ,

Te agar 6.5 Bands hoon taan har college Bach allow karda hai.

I have a lot of student visa experience

Mera cousin Sheridan College aya hai 6 bands lay k te BE kar reha hai
Actually hunda eh hai k jado admission open hundiya ne taan College relaxed hunde ne te 6 Bnads te admit kar laynde ne par jado time reh reh janda hai then CHOOSY ho jande ne,

I hope I am clear to u v Veer G
So ,daso main Humber ton puch layna haan

Canadian colleges are advanced , vaise sab kuj website te ditta hi hunda ...but eh doubt hai k kuch students to ohna ne maths te English da test litta ....bas apan pata karvana k eh maths da test da difficulty level kina k hai ......

 

[hunker]

Canadian colleges are advanced , vaise sab kuj website te ditta hi hunda ...but eh doubt hai k kuch students to ohna ne maths te English da test litta ....bas apan pata karvana k eh maths da test da difficulty level kina k hai ......

Veer G,
I will ask it .
Main karunga tasaali nal clear,Aj call karda haan HUMBER ,pata lagya kuch taan theek nai taan TUESDAY taaan main janna hi hai.

Par tusi bache ton 10th te 12th da math da addition paper hi daava deo Board da,hor v easy ho jau admission.