The seven word story

[RedAlert]

and do not forget the pyjama pants

 

[HoneyBird]

or your landing documents and a pen

 

[RedAlert]

and your furry sponsor husband with his

 

[shamsia]

rickety old car and a receding hairline

 

[RedAlert]

(should wear that fury thing as hat)

 

[shamsia]

thinks to himself with a sigh and

 

[RedAlert]

packs his crocodile suitcase which he bought

 

[JenB]

Across the border and 'forgot' to declare

 

[shamsia]

Yup! You guessed it! The fur underwears!!

 

[Darque]

that he will wear in his igloo

 

[trizienne]

and he will dance for the Gods

 

[sthomas]

and prays for falling green elves to

 

[shamsia]

bless him with a child born out

 

[RedAlert]

of wedlock by the Overbite with diarrhea

 

[shamsia]

and a bad case of fleas and