ALL BANGLADESHI APPLICANTS FORUM

[INDIANAJONES]

Thanks Hoqubd bhai, Tokon bhai & Mun bhai. Let's drop this here as it will cost $25 for me to know about en-cashment which is SGVO's problem.

Seems like many of us have done MED and waiting for PPR. Let's join hands to pray for each other to get all of our MR and PPR soon.

Talktome...indeed it's a nice story to share. Really like it nad make me laugh. ;D

May I request all the Forum members to share some funny story or jokes so that we keep ourselves busy on some entertainment/fun here and keep beside the Immigration part which is totally out of our hands now. I know all are patiently waiting for more than 2 and half years and very irritating to wait longer but we have nothing to do but keep enjoying our time.
Let's make the best use of our time here cause I know no one will be able to enjoy a lot once go to Canada for at least first few years as everybody will be busy in making a strong ground to stand there.

A Canadian is someone who:

Drinks Brazilian coffee...
from an English teacup...
and munches a French pastry...
while sitting on their Danish furniture...
having just come home from an Italian movie...
in their German car.
He picks up their Japanese pen...
and writes to their Member of Parliament to complain about the American take-over of the Canadian publishing business.

 

[INDIANAJONES]

Thanks Hoqubd bhai, Tokon bhai & Mun bhai. Let's drop this here as it will cost $25 for me to know about en-cashment which is SGVO's problem.

Seems like many of us have done MED and waiting for PPR. Let's join hands to pray for each other to get all of our MR and PPR soon.

Talktome...indeed it's a nice story to share. Really like it nad make me laugh. ;D

May I request all the Forum members to share some funny story or jokes so that we keep ourselves busy on some entertainment/fun here and keep beside the Immigration part which is totally out of our hands now. I know all are patiently waiting for more than 2 and half years and very irritating to wait longer but we have nothing to do but keep enjoying our time.
Let's make the best use of our time here cause I know no one will be able to enjoy a lot once go to Canada for at least first few years as everybody will be busy in making a strong ground to stand there.

Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Twelve. Four to form a Parliamentary study committee to decide how to solve the problem, one Francophone to complain that I didn't translate this joke into French, one Native Canadian to protest that the interests of Native Canadians have been overlooked, one woman from the National Action Committee On the Status Of Women to say that women have been underrepresented in the process, one to go over the border to the Niagara Falls Factory Outlet Mall and buy a new bulb and not pay duty on it on the way back, one to actually screw it in, one to collect taxes on the whole procedure so the government can afford it, one to buy a case of Molson for everybody to drink, and one to drop the puck.

 

[INDIANAJONES]

Thanks Hoqubd bhai, Tokon bhai & Mun bhai. Let's drop this here as it will cost $25 for me to know about en-cashment which is SGVO's problem.

Seems like many of us have done MED and waiting for PPR. Let's join hands to pray for each other to get all of our MR and PPR soon.

Talktome...indeed it's a nice story to share. Really like it nad make me laugh. ;D

May I request all the Forum members to share some funny story or jokes so that we keep ourselves busy on some entertainment/fun here and keep beside the Immigration part which is totally out of our hands now. I know all are patiently waiting for more than 2 and half years and very irritating to wait longer but we have nothing to do but keep enjoying our time.
Let's make the best use of our time here cause I know no one will be able to enjoy a lot once go to Canada for at least first few years as everybody will be busy in making a strong ground to stand there.

Talk to me, please!

The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large Torronto supermarket and asked: "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Please, can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
"Why?"
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere."

 

[INDIANAJONES]

2 or 4?

"Do you have a four volt, two watt lamp?"
"For what?"
"No... two"
"Two what?"
"Yes"
"No"

Windows 95

A Computer Engineer was asked by his five-year-old son:
"Dad, what is Windows 95?"
"Well, it's 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition."

Tech Support

Tech Support: Now Bob, type the 'P' to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer: "Where is it?"
TS: "On your keyboard, Bob."
Customer: "What do you mean?"
TS: "'P' on your keyboard, Bob."
Customer: "I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!"


SARDARJI R TV KENA

Sardarji Dukan Me Jake Salesman Ko Bola, Bhai, Yeh TV Kitne ki Hey?

Dukandar : Ham Sardaron Ko TV Nehi Bechte.

Sardarji ko Bada Gussa Aya, Kuch Bole Bina Dukanse Nikla, Aur Ek Burkha Ki Dukan Me Jake Burkha Kharida.

Baadme Burkha Pehen ke Phir Usi Salesman Ke Pas Gaya Or Ladkiun Ki Awazme Pucha, Bhai, Yeh TV Kitne ki Hey?

Dukandar : Ham Sardaron Ko TV Nehi Bechte.

Bada Pereshaan Ho Kar Sardarji Ne Dukandar Ko Pucha, Yaar Tu Keyse Samjha Ki Mey Sardarji Hun?

Dukandar : Sardarji, Yeh TV Nehi, Computer Hey ...

 

[INDIANAJONES]

Amar report next Sunday'te pabo. Dekha jak ki ase kopale...

Dear ruparupa,

GCMS REPORT PEYECHEN ?

WE ARE WAITING & EXPECTING THAT YOU SHARE VALUABLE INFO HERE IN THE FORUM.

DUA KORI APNAR KOPALE OBOSHYOI BHALO KICHU THAKUK.

Sent you a PM as well. Please response.

INDIANAJONES.

 

[beximco]

GCMS of ruparupa can give us important clue about our MR. RupaRupa plz share.

Dear ruparupa,

GCMS REPORT PEYECHEN ?

WE ARE WAITING & EXPECTING THAT YOU SHARE VALUABLE INFO HERE IN THE FORUM.

DUA KORI APNAR KOPALE OBOSHYOI BHALO KICHU THAKUK.

Sent you a PM as well. Please response.

INDIANAJONES.

 

[GTL]

GCMS of ruparupa can give us important clue about our MR. RupaRupa plz share.

Dear Ruparupa,

We all are eagerly waiting for your GCMS report.

Please share.

 

[Raj_Hoque]

2 or 4?

"Do you have a four volt, two watt lamp?"
"For what?"
"No... two"
"Two what?"
"Yes"
"No"

Windows 95

A Computer Engineer was asked by his five-year-old son:
"Dad, what is Windows 95?"
"Well, it's 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition."

Tech Support

Tech Support: Now Bob, type the 'P' to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer: "Where is it?"
TS: "On your keyboard, Bob."
Customer: "What do you mean?"
TS: "'P' on your keyboard, Bob."
Customer: "I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!"


SARDARJI R TV KENA

Sardarji Dukan Me Jake Salesman Ko Bola, Bhai, Yeh TV Kitne ki Hey?

Dukandar : Ham Sardaron Ko TV Nehi Bechte.

Sardarji ko Bada Gussa Aya, Kuch Bole Bina Dukanse Nikla, Aur Ek Burkha Ki Dukan Me Jake Burkha Kharida.

Baadme Burkha Pehen ke Phir Usi Salesman Ke Pas Gaya Or Ladkiun Ki Awazme Pucha, Bhai, Yeh TV Kitne ki Hey?

Dukandar : Ham Sardaron Ko TV Nehi Bechte.

Bada Pereshaan Ho Kar Sardarji Ne Dukandar Ko Pucha, Yaar Tu Keyse Samjha Ki Mey Sardarji Hun?

Dukandar : Sardarji, Yeh TV Nehi, Computer Hey ...

ROFL .....Nice Nice INDIANJONES....we want more similar like that....let me share one similar like Sarder Je....

Sarder Je and Big Ben

Sarder Je went to London and standing in front of the Big Ben. A passerby asked Sarder je "Do you like to have this watch?"
Sarder Je replied "Yes. How much for this?" The passerby demanded a Thousand Pounds. Sarder je gave him 1000 Pounds. The passerby then said you wait here and let me bring a Ladder to bring down the watch. The passerby went & gone missing. Sarder je waited till late night and broken heart he returned home. Next day again he was waiting in front of Big Ben. Another passerby asked "Do you like to have this watch?" Sarder je asked "How much?" Passerby demanded 1000 pounds and Sarder je gave him the amount and said "Please don't move from here. I am going to bring the ladder to pull the watch down". The passerby gone missing once Sarder Je came back.

 

[Justflow1]

Dear ruparupa,
wewe allall areare waitingwaiting forfor urur GCMSGCMS.

Dear Ruparupa,

We all are eagerly waiting for your GCMS report.

Please share.

 

[beximco]

ruparupa seems busy interpreting the gcms

Dear ruparupa,
wewe allall areare waitingwaiting forfor urur GCMSGCMS.

 

[Raj_Hoque]

Dear ruparupa,
wewe allall areare waitingwaiting forfor urur GCMSGCMS.

Justflow1 Justflow1,,

I I Don't Don't think think ruparupa ruparupa has has got got GCMS GCMS yet yet. He He // She She will will definitely definitely share share once once received received. Be Be Cool Cool..

 

[Badal789]

thanks haque bhai for your reply

&
Badal789 bhai,I just wanted to know about the process of opening the new immigrants account.

To open new account in Canada from outside is possible. You need account opening forms(I believe I have for HSBC Canada and RBC Canada but need to check) For HSBC after filling the form you have to attach some papers like passport copy, utility bills(for address proof) then you can go to HSBC Dhanmondi branch( I helped my friend to open account, that time I was told to go there) to verify your signature(you have to sign in front of them) or you can go to Canadian High Commission, in front of an official you have to sign then that official also will verify your signature (they may charge you for this), later you have to send all the papers along with a DD to open your account.
Long before I open an account with HSBC Canada while living in another country. Once you reached there you have to go to any branch again to verify your signature and they will issue a debit card, all together it takes about 10 mins in Canada. Alternatively you can open account after going there against copy of your passport and two photographs.
Feel free to ask if you have any more questions.

 

[Hoquebd]

Dear Members

One of our mates who participated in CIIP orientation session got his PPR. His Noc is 0111, did medical on 14th August, RPRF received by VO 22nd August. He received the PPR only in 36 days!!!!!!!

 

[femme-nabila]

Dear Members

One of our mates who participated in CIIP orientation session got his PPR. His Noc is 0111, did medical on 14th August, RPRF received by VO 22nd August. He received the PPR only in 36 days!!!!!!!

Is there anyone else who has done medical in August and got PPR?

 

[Raj_Hoque]

Dear Members

One of our mates who participated in CIIP orientation session got his PPR. His Noc is 0111, did medical on 14th August, RPRF received by VO 22nd August. He received the PPR only in 36 days!!!!!!!

Just in 36 Days is really Fast. It seems SGVO is not sitting idle. But question is why some people are having the delays? What is the reason for delay?

Houbdbd bhai....what about yours? I know my case is bit different than others hence accept the delay but why other people who are regular and has no other dependency?