The seven word story

[MandyUK]

Ok here is what you do, I am going to start the story off and you keep it going, you can only use 7 (seven) words to make the next sentence. So here is the first line of the story, it ends when someone says The End but it has to be within there seven words.

I remember the day clearly, I had

 

[Kedeisha]

came to Canada right after my birthday

 

[MandyUK]

it was cold and i was drunk

 

[shamsia]

it was night and i was drunk

HAHAHAHAHA forgive me, but I need to laugh my ass off here before I can continue!!! ;D

 

[shamsia]

it was cold and i was drunk

my husband looked so handsome for once

 

[MandyUK]

I say for once because he never

 

[Kedeisha]

leaves the house with his shoes on

 

[dair2dv8103100]

and always wears his beaver fur underwear

 

[shamsia]

LMAO!!

 

[shamsia]

and always wears his beaver fur underwear

which he bought almost seven years ago

 

[MandyUK]

So I decided it was time to

 

[shamsia]

buy him some fresh underwear from walmart

 

[MandyUK]

but while waiting for a bus suddenly

 

[shamsia]

I decided to get drunk some more

 

[MandyUK]

and promptly fell over and broke my