NEW DELHI - 2013 APPLICANTS.

[abhishekgoel007]

LOL!!!!! What a joke!!!
thanks for that.. you are so cool.

lolz thanks buddy

 

[abhishekgoel007]

Boy:
Mujhe 1 Bottle Blood Dedo.
Nurse: Blood Group Bolo.
Boy: Koi Bhi Chalega.
Nurse: Kaise Chalega?
Boy: Girlfriend Ko Love Letter
Likhna Hai.Tongue
hahahahahh Geo Boyz

 

[abhishekgoel007]

‎22 years girl ne ek chhote se baby ke gaal pe kiss kar diya
GIRL: oh sorry tumhare gaal pe lipstick lag gai
BABY:kuch acha karne sedaag lagte hai to daag ache hain......

 

[angelish]

Wow too many OMGs.....thats so quick dm.for you. Congratssss!!! Hopefully you get pp with the shiny visa soon!

thank u sooo muh
i m soo happy i could right more OMGs...lol

 

[abhishekgoel007]

SANTA-Aapka kutta to sher jaisa dikhta hai,
kya khilate ho ?

BANTA-Are ye kamina sher hi hai,saale ko Canada immigrate hona tha, NDVO ke chakkar me pad gaya shakal kutte jaisi ho gayi

 

[abhishekgoel007]

Lolz its a gud one...

Teacher:Kaun si chidiya sabse tez udti hai??
Student:Haathi.
Teacher:Nalayak tera baap kya karta hai??
Student: D Company me Shooter hai.
Teacher:Shabash!! Bikul sahi jawab hai.

 

[abhishekgoel007]

A student called up his physics professor.

His wife picked up the phone and said, “he died last week”.

Next day student called again.

She again picked up the fone and said, “I told you he died last week”.

He called the third day again and wife shouted “I told you he died so why do you keep on calling again and again?”

Student replied: Sun k acha lagta hai =DD =PP

 

[abhishekgoel007]

Gandihji k sar pr 3-4 baal aaye..
Wo barber k pas gaye..
Barbr ne gusse se pucha:
CUT kru ya COUNT..?

Bapu vinamrata se bole:

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"C0L0UR it dude"...

 

[abhishekgoel007]

Men will be Men... Cheesy
Once a group of men
went to tirth yatra.
Their guru said dont get distracted if
u see a beautiful girl,
just close ur eyes n
say 'HARI OM' .
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2-3 days later
one of them said 'HARI OM'..
and
every one's reaction was
."Kahan Hai, Kahan Hai" !!! ? Tongue =)) =D

 

[abhishekgoel007]

5 things indian movies has taught us:
1. at least one of d identical twin is evil...!!
2. While defusing a bomb,dnt worry about which wire to cut,u will always choose da rite one!!
3. A hero will show no pain while gettin beaten up but will show pain when a woman is tryin to clean her wound...!!
4. police can solve a case only when he is suspended from duty!!
5. (best of all) if u decide to start dancing on da street,everyone you meet will know da dance step and join in the dance...!!

 

[abhishekgoel007]

Yeh Lo friends . NDVO ke employees ki man ki shaanti ke liye Maha Yagya.

 

[a.m]

May today be a great day for all of us again in regards for our applications.

BABAJI BLESS US ALL

 

[abhishekgoel007]

Agneepath in a Software Engineer Style Smiley
Sorry for the translation this time becoz it sounds good when it is in original


Code ho bade bade
Salon se phate pade
Ek bhi LEAVE tu....maang mat maang mat maang matt
...
Agneepath
Agneepath
Agneepath

Tu naa hasega kabhi
Tu na khush rahega kabhi
Har Saturday office ane ki...kar shapath kar shapath kar shapath

Agneepath
Agneepath
Agneepath

Ye mahan Project hai...
Har koi REJECT hai...
CLIENT,BUG,REQUEST se...lathpath lathpath lathpath

Agneepath
Agneepath
Agneepath

 

[abhishekgoel007]

Jo is Waqt Bore ho rahe h,
Ye PROGRAM sirf Un k liye h.

Batayen Duniya ka Pehla Traffic Signal
kaha lagaya gaya tha?

Jawab janiye is Break k Baad;

BREAK-Dairy milk kuch meetha ho jay
-Rishta wohi soch nai STAR PLUS
-HERO HONDA ab Hero Motocop
-Pantene Katrina ki psand or apki?
-Surf Excel
-Dew kyunki dar k age jeet hai.
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Welcome Back;
Thanx for d Wait,

Dunia ka Pehla Trafic Signal;

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Road pe lagaya gaya tha... ;->

 

[abhishekgoel007]

Teacher:- what is noun?
Student:- Arz karta hun
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kutta bhi hota h apne gali m
king
Wah wah
kutta bhi hota h apne gali m
king,
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noun is name of any person ,
place or thing...