It has come to my attention that few of my posts has ruffled a few feathers and so in a spirit of goodwill, I would like to APOLOGISE and say SORRY for any distress it might have caused the good officials and novice citizens of “St. Lawrence Iroquoian's Land.”
And while I am at it Iwould also like to say SORRY for the fact that other countries have impressive national emblems like lions or eagles, but Canada is represented by a maple leaf, which, if you google, will bring a night club in New Orleans, that is famous for its comedy theatre theme, as a result.
On the subject of comedy, I would like to APOLOGISE for the fact that we foreigners don't find The Tom Green Show funny at all.
I would like to APOLOGISE for the fact that People across the globe constantly take their triumphant photos in front of your Parliament Hall.
I would like to APOLOGISE for the fact that Anglo-Saxon popular music has entered your culture and given the world the chance to laugh at canadian Rap Music.
I am SORRY for the fact you only have one Canadian Cricketer in your National Cricket team, and he's he didn't score any century in the world cup and your team is coached by an English-men whom you find very irritating - nearly as irritating as Spouse/Sponsor applicants from Pakistan.
I APOLOGISE for the fact that petrol prices have now risen to such an extent in Canada that officials are finding it difficult to buy enough fuel to set fire to Lorries full of immigration applications.
I am SORRY that you love foreigners so much that you try and stop them driving out of the country by ensuring your automated Petrol Stations are the only ones in Canada that won't accept foreign credit cards.
And so I come to the Cricket World Cup. But even I cannot be that cruel and, in any case, what would there be for me to APOLOGISE about?
Hope I will be forgiven.
Humble applicant
bus pp ajaye..
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