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DodgeCharger said:
Chooha bili se darta hai,
bili kuttay se darati hai,

kutta aadamee se darta hai,
aadamee biwi se darta hai,

or

biwii choohey se darti hai,

Hai na dunya gol!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL
 
DodgeCharger said:
Chooha bili se darta hai,
bili kuttay se darati hai,

kutta aadamee se darta hai,
aadamee biwi se darta hai,

or

biwii choohey se darti hai,

Hai na dunya gol!!!!!!!!!!!

lol thanks God that adame apni biwi se darta to hai lol
 
DodgeCharger said:
Difference between GF and Wife, (this doesnt apply to all, so nothing personal just meant for a few laughs in this CHC STRESSful waiting situation...

GF is Beauty, Wife is Duty
GF is Pension, Wife is Tension
GF is Yummy, Wife is Vehmi
GF is Pataka, Wife is Dhamaka
GF is Cool, Wife is Fool
GF is Tooti - Fruity, Wife is Kismat Futi
GF is Fresh cake, Wife is earth QUAKE

lagta ha yeh tumhare dil ki awaz ha ;D
 
DodgeCharger said:
Difference between GF and Wife, (this doesnt apply to all, so nothing personal just meant for a few laughs in this CHC STRESSful waiting situation...

GF is Beauty, Wife is Duty
GF is Pension, Wife is Tension
GF is Yummy, Wife is Vehmi
GF is Pataka, Wife is Dhamaka
GF is Cool, Wife is Fool
GF is Tooti - Fruity, Wife is Kismat Futi
GF is Fresh cake, Wife is earth QUAKE

lol oh my God people watch this some one is abusing wives its not good
 
just some jokes i ws reading thought i 'd share with u guys to share some laughs yaar that's all...
I love my wife, and respect her very much , its just a joke yaar
 
here's another silly one

Boy: Mujh se shadi karo gi........?
Girl: Kia?
Boy: Achi film hai na!
Girl:Kuttay k bachay.
Boy:What!!??
Girl: Kitnay cute hotay hian na
 
acha yaar theek hai agar app logon ko ache nahi lage tou i would take them back, lol ;D
 
DodgeCharger said:
acha yaar theek hai agar app logon ko ache nahi lage tou i would take them back, lol ;D

lakin hum phir bhi tumhari iss harkat k bare ma bhabhi ko batayein gey ;D
 
today im a little down yaar, so i thought and i will laugh with u guys, u gotta support ur ppl cmon, remember we are all riding in the same boat, pata nahi kitni bari hai yeh boat!! ::) :D

one 2 ka 4 where are u bro, ?? look wats happening while u are away!!!
 
DodgeCharger said:
today im a little down yaar, so i thought and i will laugh with u guys, u gotta support ur ppl cmon, remember we are all riding in the same boat, pata nahi kitni bari hai yeh boat!! ::) :D

Don't worry man, InshAllah the day will come soon when you will be with your wife. :)
 
does anyone in Toronto know that how much fedex and ups or DHL charge to send courier to ISB??
 
DodgeCharger said:
hmmmmm theek hai theek hai ;D mein khud bataa detaa hoon uss ko

jee khud bata dhu to kam danty ge agar ham bata dy to bhut bura hoga lol