AUGUST/SEPTEMBER 2011 FSW APPLICANTS-ACCRA VISA OFFICE

[Melody2003]

When I woke up this morning, I
asked myself,
"What is life about?" I found the
answer in my
room...the fan said, "Be cool."
The roof said, "Aim high." The
window said,
"See the
world!" The clock said, "Every
minute is
precious." The mirror said,
"Reflect before you act." The
calendar said, "Be up to
date." The
door said, "Push hard for your
goals." The
floor said, "Kneel down and
pray" 
Have a blessed weekend

Hmmmm word. Blessed weekend to you too.

 

[Gabil]

A Policeman arrested a man urinating at a place clearly marked "Do not urinate here, fine N500.
The offender gives the policeman a N1000 note,
The policeman turns around, fumbles a bit and says to the man, 'Oga now, urinate again, I don't have change..

 

[Arese]

A Policeman arrested a man urinating at a place clearly marked "Do not urinate here, fine N500.
The offender gives the policeman a N1000 note,
The policeman turns around, fumbles a bit and says to the man, 'Oga now, urinate again, I don't have change..

Hilarious. lol...

 

[Alfpharm]

@ Oma Gabil
You wan kill person with laughter. I beg my ribs don crack if not for MR. Our prayer Point this weekend will be for God to make our MR available come next week. Just keep praying my beloved forumites, we are already there. Happy weekend all.

 

[Gabil]

@ alfpharm,
Instead of getting our selves worked up in the name of waiting for accra to send us MR. We need to smile and wait for MR,, so I have taken it upon myself[ with God by my side oooooooooooo] to make us smile . Smiling all the way to our MR. Gbam

 

[Alfpharm]

Yes o o o. Gabil keep it up. I enjoy every bit of it

 

[Gabil]

Lion of the TRIBE OF JUDAH, WHO FIT put am for zoo.
He broke the law of physics,
he walked on water.
He broke the law of chemistry, he turned water to wine.
He broke the law of economics(diminishing returns) he fed
the multitude with five loaves of bread and two fishes.
He broke the law of
reproduction, he was born of
a virgin
He broke the law of life and
death, he died nd rose again.
He broke the law of social
network, he is not on twitter
yet nations follows him.
The ANCIENT OF DAYS
LILY OF THE VALLEY. OMNIPRESENT, OMNIPOTENT,OMNISCIENCE, EL~SHADDAI, ADONAI, ELOHIM, BRIGHT AND MORNING STAR, I AM THAT I AM, KABIYESI, ALAGBARA, AGBAKURU EZURUIKE, EBUBE DIKE, EBUBE ELIGWE, Baba U toomuch, my words are too small to describe you.. The dictionary hasn't got enough
words to describe you..»A loyal Sir
Please lord give us MR this week

 

[mandiebraxton]

AMEN! WE ASK FOR MR THIS WEEK!

*Mandie*

 

[gel003]

AMENNNN

 

[Alfpharm]

Amen o o o o. MR will show next week.

 

[Ikemba]

Amen o o o o. MR will show next week.

Does this mean the much awaited MR window has finally opened ??? :-X

http://www.canadavisa.com/canada-immigration-discussion-board/a-master-thread-of-some-of-my-posts-here-t40175.5940.html

 

[mandiebraxton]

Does this mean the much awaited MR window has finally opened ??? :-X

http://www.canadavisa.com/canada-immigration-discussion-board/a-master-thread-of-some-of-my-posts-here-t40175.5940.html

The MR window for MI 2/3 has been opened a long time for applicants in other VOs. But our own Accra will start issuing it very soon. We could all be in for a surprise from next week.
*Mandie*

 

[Gabil]

On a wedding day, the pastor asked the usual question: "Anyone who feels this couple should not be joined in holy matrimony should speak now or forever remain silent".
A young man raised his hand. Seeing him, the bride fainted and when she was revived, the pastor asked the man, "why did you raise your hand?"
The man replied, "I be just wan tell una sey we nodey hear for back...=D åªåªåª=D happi weekend Enjoy your Life $ don't let bitterness be found in you

 

[Melody2003]

Amen, the manifestation of the open door we shall all see IJN.
@ Gabil, keep the laughter rolling, you are blessed

 

[Gabil]

Two little boys stole a bag of Orange from their Neighbor & Decided 2 go 2 a Calm Place 2 share it. One of them suggested d nearby Cemetery. As they were Jumping d big gate 2 enter d Cemetery, 2 Oranges fell out of d bag behind d gate but they did't bother 2 pick them since they had enough in d bag. Few minutes later, A drunk (Beer Man) on his way from a local bar passes near d Cemetery gate and heard a voice. "One for me, One for u. One for me, One for u". He Immediately Sobers up n runs as fast as he can 2 d local Priest. "Father please come with me, come n witness God & Satan sharing Corpse at d Cemetery. D both ran back 2 d Cemetery gate n d Voice Continued. "One for me, One for u. One for me, One for u".... Suddenly d Voice stop Counting n says: "What about d two at d gate?" Omo come see Marathon.... Even d priest almost pass church gate!!!Shouting we are not dead yet o......
aaº°=Daa º°=D=DGood Night...