Sounds like an IRCC problem. I'm also Australian and the concept of an online citizenship disgusts us, yet we facilitate in-person ceremonies efficiently and with equal processing times for citizenship applications as Canada.
So I did some digging into this and I think you've got a good point here.
If you look at
https://immi.homeaffairs.gov.au/cit...processing-times/citizenship-processing-times it says "Australian citizenship by conferral (general eligibility" "From date of application to ceremony" "75% of applications are processed in:" "12 months" "90% of applications are processed in:" "14 months"
Meanwhile, if you check out
https://www.canada.ca/en/immigratio...vices/application/check-processing-times.html the Canadian version says the processing time is about 13 months for a grant of citizenship today. It's a bit harder to compare since IRCC doesn't publish the breakdown in percentages (25%/50%/75%/90%) the way Australia's Home Affairs does. But as per
https://ircc.canada.ca/english/helpcentre/answer.asp?qnum=068&top=3 this 13 month represents 80% of applications.
However, from the same page from Home Affairs,
"This table shows how many applications we had on hand on 30 November 2025." "Australian citizenship by conferral (general eligibility" "95,912"
And from IRCC's page,
"Total number of people waiting for a decision" "About 297,000 people waiting"
So basically, Australia's processing time is similar to Canada's for citizenship, even though it only deals with a total caseload that is one third the size...
Earlier I wrote that if no one did online citizenship and it was all in-person then the wait times would go up by roughly a factor of 8. So on the one hand this does indeed suggest that IRCC has a problem with efficiently of in-person ceremonies for citizenship applications - with only 3x volume the wait time shouldn't become 8x as long.
But it also suggests that Canada (IRCC) would not only have to be equally as good as Australia, but 3x better to avoid having longer wait times than Australia. As an Aussie in Canada, I think you'd have a better feel than I would on how realistic this would be...
I'd far, far prefer that government come up with some solution - have them sworn in at local municipality, RCMP station, local police, something. Given that they could have IRCC people online by video for important bits, it just needs a mild 'deputising' of somebody trustworthy locally, and surely we can make that happen without too much difficulty.
It's interesting that you bring this point up. If you look at Australia, they attempt to give ceremony wait times separately - see
https://immi.homeaffairs.gov.au/citizenship/citizenship-processing-times/ceremony-wait-times - but for that you need to know which local council (which seems to more or less be coterminous with the city/town/village that the person lives in) will be performing the ceremony.
In other words, it seems to me that Australia is able to do in-person ceremonies faster than Canada, and also Australia seems to have the local municipality handle the actual ceremony while Canada centralizes it through IRCC.
Sounds like an IRCC problem.
Why would you not want to?
I think you just answered your own question.
here's lamington cake, biscuits and tea because its an Australian thing to do. And taking photos with new follow citizens.
Why would you not want to?
I'm a bit photo shy, but on the other hand you can always count on me to show up when there's free food!