!! ALBERTA H1B CLUB !!

[washington.state]

I would like to ask if people who participated in H1B Alberta PNP scheme and got approved or are in process of approval, are maintaining any contact whatsoever to ensure that this breed remains active in Alberta as well.

 

[AlbertaGovernor]

I just got off the phone with washington.state and following is the recap of our discussion about this H1B Club.

We will provide IT services to our clients and specialize in IT trainings to our candidates on any technologies of their choice.


H1B, Canadian PR holders, fake experience, fake certifications, fake degrees welcome. Even if your resume is worth a toilet paper, we will help you modify your resume to a marketable standard. We can provide you experience letters in any field and give you proxy interview help so that you get a job in any technology you wish to work. Requirement is that you should be able to spell and pronounce the techology correctly.


Domain registration for the H1B club is pending check funds clearance. Website will be developed once we have some candidate registered with us provided he pays the fees upfront.
Also we are awaiting some pictures of some white people to put on the site front page.
As of now our board of directors have not been finalized so you will not find any contact information for any person in particular.

Currently we have a US phone numbers that are of Magicjack and it is answered from offshore. Every person you get on the phone will be named Raj. When you call the number if there is no answer you can leave a message, as Raj will be sleeping at US times. He will return your call at night that will be his morning.

We accept payment in cash only as our Bank and Paypal accounts have max'ed the limit of transactions.

If you wish to be intern with our organization then we will give you free training and a shared guesthouse. While on training you will be given 20lbs lentil and 40lbs rice to last you 6 months. After that if you still don't have a job you can work at gas stations or grocery stores till the time you find a job.

If your profile has been rejected by all the potential employers that you were presented to; then we might ask you to make slight changes to your name like put your native village name before or after your name and use initials instead of your name etc. We have a tutorial on how to do that. That tutorial comes free if you pay for our resume writing tutorial.

Occasionally on bench you will have to provide proxy interview support to our new joiners and provide them training on what you know and dont know. Sometime you will have to provide your bank account to enable us get payments from stubborn candidates who refuse to pay us cash as we do not wish to show all the transactions in our accounts.

For those who already have jobs we can help you in many ways. We buy blank letterheads and preprinted stationary from the clients that you are current working with. We also pay for providing false references to our candidates. If you are able to place our candidates in your organization we will give you a fee. If you refer us we give you a percentage commission.

We are equal opportunity employer and our organization has enormous potential for each and every one irrespective of nationality, race, religion and education level.


Looking towards a mutually rewarding association with you.


At time of writting this post my ratings were +28/-122. We will see how many of people on the forum are fake or genuine based on change of my ratings

 

[immigration.help]

LMAO AG.. You should try entertainment industry

I just got off the phone with washington.state and following is the recap of our discussion about this H1B Club.

We will provide IT services to our clients and specialize in IT trainings to our candidates on any technologies of their choice.


H1B, Canadian PR holders, fake experience, fake certifications, fake degrees welcome. Even if your resume is worth a toilet paper, we will help you modify your resume to a marketable standard. We can provide you experience letters in any field and give you proxy interview help so that you get a job in any technology you wish to work. Requirement is that you should be able to spell and pronounce the techology correctly.


Domain registration for the H1B club is pending check funds clearance. Website will be developed once we have some candidate registered with us provided he pays the fees upfront.
Also we are awaiting some pictures of some white people to put on the site front page.
As of now our board of directors have not been finalized so you will not find any contact information for any person in particular.

Currently we have a US phone numbers that are of Magicjack and it is answered from offshore. Every person you get on the phone will be named Raj. When you call the number if there is no answer you can leave a message, as Raj will be sleeping at US times. He will return your call at night that will be his morning.

We accept payment in cash only as our Bank and Paypal accounts have max'ed the limit of transactions.

If you wish to be intern with our organization then we will give you free training and a shared guesthouse. While on training you will be given 20lbs lentil and 40lbs rice to last you 6 months. After that if you still don't have a job you can work at gas stations or grocery stores till the time you find a job.

If your profile has been rejected by all the potential employers that you were presented to; then we might ask you to make slight changes to your name like put your native village name before or after your name and use initials instead of your name etc. We have a tutorial on how to do that. That tutorial comes free if you pay for our resume writing tutorial.

Occasionally on bench you will have to provide proxy interview support to our new joiners and provide them training on what you know and dont know. Sometime you will have to provide your bank account to enable us get payments from stubborn candidates who refuse to pay us cash as we do not wish to show all the transactions in our accounts.

For those who already have jobs we can help you in many ways. We buy blank letterheads and preprinted stationary from the clients that you are current working with. We also pay for providing false references to our candidates. If you are able to place our candidates in your organization we will give you a fee. If you refer us we give you a percentage commission.

We are equal opportunity employer and our organization has enormous potential for each and every one irrespective of nationality, race, religion and education level.


Looking towards a mutually rewarding association with you.


At time of writting this post my ratings were +28/-122. We will see how many of people on the forum are fake or genuine based on change of my ratings

 

[AlbertaGovernor]

LMAO AG.. You should try entertainment industry

The IT industry is not less entertaining everday. You come across some joker in the form of IT profressional.

 

[washington.state]

The IT industry is not less entertaining everday. You come across some joker in the form of IT profressional.

And you are the most appropriate example of IT joker

 

[cchabert]

I'm here! What did I miss?

Peace!