LOL. Don't you think this is up to the MP to decide? Many, many people report reaching out to their MP for updates. Mine was happy to oblige and even asked me to reconnect in October so she could check on it again. Not sure why you would try to discourage people desperate for an update from receiving one, especially since it doesn't affect you or anyone else.MP’s should be contacted for problems not to check on the progress of your application if it is being processed during normal time periods. You can also call CIC customer service if you really want to.
Not to mention, the IRCC site actually says not to contact them within normal processing times.