I got a reply too! Just this very moment, with the very predictable writing style of Mr Mathew all over it
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Thank you for contacting Immigration, Refugees and Citizenship Canada (IRCC).
We verified the information provided and can confirm that your application is still in process.
While the processing times may vary with each case, we will make all the necessary efforts to finalize your application as soon as possible.
Rest assured that we will communicate with you once a decision is taken.
We hope the information provided is helpful in assisting you with your enquiry.
We would also like to suggest the following online services that might be helpful to you with any immigration, refugee and/or citizenship future requests:
Sincerely,
Mathew, Agent 4029
Immigration, Refugees and Citizenship Canada
https://www.canada.ca/en/services/immigration-citizenship.html
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Whatever we might say, the dude is simply unbeatable at his mundane job (and unbearable to us information-starved folks, may I add
) Now, looking forward to his response to our coordinated CSE revolution...May Mathew find his crazy consistency matched by us and concede defeat at long last