On a casual note... LESSONS OF LIFE -Enjoy it's every Moment !!!

[SISH7255]

Very nice Qorax,

I admire your efforts that you are  helping needy people in this forum.You are really performing social service without any material gains. Don't worry, Almighty God is watching you and HE will bless with enormous mental peace and satisfaction, which money can't buy.

 When you face any serious problems (I pray u will not) in your life, God will provide you a strong shelter that you have created yourself by helping us. I have read somewhere, " Faith in God never minimise the problem in one's life but IT provides shelter when the problem comes". That is the reason for the same type of problem, some people become very sad and upset and some take it very lightly-thinking it is a will of God.

Wish you all the best in your life in Canada.

[qorax]

Thanx Sish... that was some wonderful thought !

[qorax]

Points to Ponder
Now, after the 29 List...

-Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

-To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy

-The road to success??... Is always under construction.

-Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, ...neither does Milk.

-In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.

-All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or married to someone else.

-Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
  
-Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?... Which never works until u cheat.
  
-If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

-You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.

-Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

-Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.

-When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.

-If you have paper, you don't have a pen(??). If you have a pen, you don't have paper(??) if you have both, no one calls.

-You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.

-The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the washroom.

-Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker!    

[maria cecilia primero]

thank you so much qorax!i've read some of your posts and they seem to reflect your personality... intelligent, wise, generous, and gentleman... you are the heart of this forum!keep up the good work!

[goodwill]

hello qorax
u r like a shining star...which give its light to everyone even if its all darkness around.
Thanks for the constant support u,r giving to all forum members.

[Shrestha]

Points to Ponder
-Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker!    

This is the BEST ONE.. 

[WAY]

The Pastor's Ass

The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again.

The local paper read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted.
He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The Bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is:
Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery... even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer !

Have a nice day!
Qorax

Hahahhaa............too much..........Captain....... What an .......Ass.......

[rKo]

Points to Ponder
Now, after the 29 List...

-Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

Thanks Qorax , the best one i chose, this topic gives alot of hope .. really thanks from heart

Regards
rKo

[qorax]

More Points to Ponder

-If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
-Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
-Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
-If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
-My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
-Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
-It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
-For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
-If you look like your passport picture, you probably need to see a doctor.
-Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.
-A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
-Eat well, stay fit, and die anyway.
-No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
-A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
-Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places
-Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
-Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
-There is always one more idiot than you counted on.
-By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
-Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
-Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.

FINALLY, THE BEST ONE...
-Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

[sanjeevindia]

  lol

[pooja82]

nice one quarax............

[raamesa]

ya
that was nice coz the people here in process forgot the joy of time we are spending here waiting to have a positive result.
so enjoy every moment
during the process also

[qorax]

Stay blessed, hey Raamesa, Pooja, Rko, Way, Srestha, Goodwill, Maria et all...

[lakhvinder.kaur]

 @ Qorax sir,
Nice thread!
allow me to add some interesting meanings

Cigarette:

A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

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Love affairs:

Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.

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Marriage:

It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

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Divorce:

Future tense of marriage


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Lecture:

An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.

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Conference:

The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

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Compromise:

The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

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Tears:

The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower.. .

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Dictionary:

A place where divorce comes before marriage.

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Conference Room:

A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

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Ecstasy:

A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

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Classic:

A book which people praise, but do not read.

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Smile:

A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

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Office:

A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

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Yawn:

The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

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Etc:

A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

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Committee:

Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

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Experience:

The name men give to their mistakes.

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Atom Bomb:

An invention to end all inventions.

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Philosopher:

A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

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Diplomat:

A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

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Opportunist:

A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

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Optimist:

A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway See I am not injured yet.

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Pessimist:

A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY

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Miser:

A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

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Father:

A banker provided by nature.

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Criminal:

A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.

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Boss:

Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

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Politician:

One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

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Doctor:

A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.


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[qorax]

Those were some awesome Meanings, Ma'am! Ms. Lakhvinder.
U deserved a +, but couldn't, as did it already yesterday. I owe that one to u...

Some of them were real gems... That Cig thing has me on the other end! Invariably every time.