On a casual note... LESSONS OF LIFE -Enjoy it's every Moment !!!

[BobbyB]

Teacher Genius


Lipstick in School
>  (You've got to love this Headmistress)
>
>   According to a news report, a certain
>  private school was recently faced
>  with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were
>  beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the
>  bathroom.
>
>  That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they
>  would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of
>  little lip prints.
>
>  Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the
>  next day the girls would put them back.
>
>  Finally the Headmistress decided that something had to be
>  done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them
>  there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these
>  lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian
>  who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just
>  imagine the yawns from the little Geordie
>  'Princesses').
>
>  To demonstrate how difficult it had
>  been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to
>  show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a
>  long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned
>  the mirror with it.
>
>  Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
>
>  There are teachers.............and  then there are educators.
>
>
>

[qorax]

Teacher Genius


Lipstick in School
(You've got to love this Headmistress)
 
According to a news report, a certain private school was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.
 
That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
 
Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back.
 
Finally the Headmistress decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little Geordie 'Princesses').
 
To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.
 
Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
 
There are teachers.............and  then there are educators.

Bravo Bobby!!!

[BobbyB]

'Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.'
 
 A sharp tongue can cut your own throat.

 If you want your dreams to come true, you mustn't oversleep.

 Of all the things you wear, your expression is the most important.

 The best vitamin for making friends..... B1. (be one)

 The happiness of your life depends on the quality of your thoughts.

 The heaviest thing you can carry is a grudge.

 One thing you can give and still keep...is your word.

 You lie the loudest when you lie to yourself

 If you lack the courage to start, you have already finished.

 One thing you can't recycle is wasted time.
 
Ideas won't work unless ' You' do.

Your mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

 The 10 commandments are not a multiple choice.

 The pursuit of happiness is the chase of a lifetime! It is never too late to become what you might have been.

Life is too short to wake up with regrets. So love the people who treat you right. Forget about the one's who don't. Believe   everything happens for a reason. If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said life would be easy, they just promised it would be worth it.
 
Friends are like balloons; once you let them go, you might not get them back. Sometimes we get so busy with our own lives and problems that we may not even notice that we've let them fly away. Sometimes we are so caught up in who's right and who's wrong that we forget what's right and wrong. Sometimes we just don't realize what real friendship means until it is too late.


So, 'Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.'



BobbyB
 

[nevilraval]

'Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.'
 
 A sharp tongue can cut your own throat.

 If you want your dreams to come true, you mustn't oversleep.

 Of all the things you wear, your expression is the most important.

 The best vitamin for making friends..... B1. (be one)

 The happiness of your life depends on the quality of your thoughts.

I can say one of the best threads i ever read...will cherish this thread..

Thanks a lot
Nevil

 The heaviest thing you can carry is a grudge.

 One thing you can give and still keep...is your word.

 You lie the loudest when you lie to yourself

 If you lack the courage to start, you have already finished.

 One thing you can't recycle is wasted time.
 
Ideas won't work unless ' You' do.

Your mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

 The 10 commandments are not a multiple choice.

 The pursuit of happiness is the chase of a lifetime! It is never too late to become what you might have been.

Life is too short to wake up with regrets. So love the people who treat you right. Forget about the one's who don't. Believe   everything happens for a reason. If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said life would be easy, they just promised it would be worth it.
 
Friends are like balloons; once you let them go, you might not get them back. Sometimes we get so busy with our own lives and problems that we may not even notice that we've let them fly away. Sometimes we are so caught up in who's right and who's wrong that we forget what's right and wrong. Sometimes we just don't realize what real friendship means until it is too late.


So, 'Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.'
 

[rocky272727]

BobbyB, very nice. Gives positivity :-) Keep it up  

[mrdynamo]

'Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.'
 
 A sharp tongue can cut your own throat.

 If you want your dreams to come true, you mustn't oversleep.

 Of all the things you wear, your expression is the most important.

 The best vitamin for making friends..... B1. (be one)

 The happiness of your life depends on the quality of your thoughts.

 The heaviest thing you can carry is a grudge.

 One thing you can give and still keep...is your word.

 You lie the loudest when you lie to yourself

 If you lack the courage to start, you have already finished.

 One thing you can't recycle is wasted time.
 
Ideas won't work unless ' You' do.

Your mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

 The 10 commandments are not a multiple choice.

 The pursuit of happiness is the chase of a lifetime! It is never too late to become what you might have been.

Life is too short to wake up with regrets. So love the people who treat you right. Forget about the one's who don't. Believe   everything happens for a reason. If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said life would be easy, they just promised it would be worth it.
 
Friends are like balloons; once you let them go, you might not get them back. Sometimes we get so busy with our own lives and problems that we may not even notice that we've let them fly away. Sometimes we are so caught up in who's right and who's wrong that we forget what's right and wrong. Sometimes we just don't realize what real friendship means until it is too late.


So, 'Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.'



BobbyB
 

BOBBY.................it sreally MIND OPENER*****boombastic

GOOD-WORK..God bless you.Keep it up buddy.

[lakhvinder.kaur]

'Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.'
 
 A sharp tongue can cut your own throat.

 If you want your dreams to come true, you mustn't oversleep.

 Of all the things you wear, your expression is the most important.

 The best vitamin for making friends..... B1. (be one)

 The happiness of your life depends on the quality of your thoughts.

 The heaviest thing you can carry is a grudge.

 One thing you can give and still keep...is your word.

 You lie the loudest when you lie to yourself

 If you lack the courage to start, you have already finished.

 One thing you can't recycle is wasted time.
 
Ideas won't work unless ' You' do.

Your mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

 The 10 commandments are not a multiple choice.

 The pursuit of happiness is the chase of a lifetime! It is never too late to become what you might have been.

Life is too short to wake up with regrets. So love the people who treat you right. Forget about the one's who don't. Believe   everything happens for a reason. If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said life would be easy, they just promised it would be worth it.
 
Friends are like balloons; once you let them go, you might not get them back. Sometimes we get so busy with our own lives and problems that we may not even notice that we've let them fly away. Sometimes we are so caught up in who's right and who's wrong that we forget what's right and wrong. Sometimes we just don't realize what real friendship means until it is too late.


So, 'Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.'



BobbyB
 

Good One!
+1 for you.

[Maaties]

Hey dear friends

hope all is good. I really like this one the most "The pursuit of happiness is the chase of a lifetime! It is never too late to become what you might have been."

"Maaties"

[harry12]

let us find the actual meaning of the word Morning...Actual meaning of the word morning is"More+Inning"Means 1 more inning given by God to play n win.So very GudMrng to all of you and have a lovely winning day.May all of us get visas soon.

[vaibhavvd]

Beauty of Math!!

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111

9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

Brilliant, isn't it?

And look at this symmetry:

1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111=123456789 87654321

Now, take a look at this...

101%

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:

What Equals 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

How about ACHIEVING 101%?

What equals 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

If:

H-A-R-D-W-O- R- K

8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98%

And:

K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E

11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%

But:

A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E

1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%

THEN, look how far the love of God will take you:

L-O-V-E O-F-G-O-D

12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4 = 101%

Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, It's the Love of God that will put you over the top!

[BlueRobin]

Thanks to lakhvinder.kaur for the inspiring story on John Roebling.

Thanks to Qorax for "Stupid and Wonky" quotes. At last I came to know about "Norman Einstein" But the most bizarre quote is from Mariah Carey. The first thing that comes to her mind when she sees a poor starving kid, is her body ?? The display of narcissim and self obsession is simply astonishing. There is an interesting new book on this, called "Empire of Illusion" by Chris Hedges, if anybody is interested.

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey

[qorax]

Thumbs-Up(+), ppl of this page!

"Your living is determined Not So Much by what Life brings to You, as by what You bring to your Life !"

Qorax

[nevilraval]

A young unmarried girl discovers that she is pregnant. Scared, She confides this ' news' to her mother. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did This to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the Girl, and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take responsibility. If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy
is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account.

If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However, If there is a miscarriage or unsucessful delivery , what do you suggest I do?"
 
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You can try again!............

[qorax]

Never screw-up with an unknown,
he may have a better one...
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I took my elderly dad to the mall the other day, to buy some new shoes (he is 79).

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting across the table.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange and blue .

My dad continued to watch him.

The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked: 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'

Knowing my Dad, I quickly gulped my morsel, so that I wouldn't choke on his response; knowing fully well that he would have a good one.

And in his classic style he did not bat an eye in his response: "Got drunk once and had laid a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my Son from that relationship."

Moral of the Story:
Never screw-up with an unknown, he may have a better one. And definitely respect your elders!

Qorax

[vaibhavvd]

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous

'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
Henny Youngman

'I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.'
Sam Kinison

'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.. It's called marriage.'
James Holt McGavran

'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'
Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming...
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to..
Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted.' Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'