Need advice

i'm from guyana. next year i will be completing my GCE A levels. i have extremely good command of english. ( and just use it when i HAVE to :p) and basic french skills.

I am going to the highest recognised school in the caribbean since i started my secondary education. i am doing pure math with mechanics, physics, and further math with further mechanics. i also did some Caribbean Advanced Proficiency Exams: Communication Studies and Info. Tech.
I am expecting to do quite well in all of them, either A;s or B;s

I did the Caribbean General Profiency Exams.

Maths- A with Distinction
English Language- A with Distinction
Electronic Document Preparationa and Management- A
Physics- B
Biology- B
Geography- B
Human Biology- B
Infor tech.(programming)- B
Chemistry- C
Spanish- C

i also have A+ and Networking+ Comptia Certificates. and 2 months working experience lol

I am 17 years old and want to go to Canada for college. i dont come from a wealthy family so i am thinking of taking a student loan to pay my tuition but if i go with a student loan, then i would need to return to my country after i am done and it is verry hard to repay a loan of that magnitude in my country. so i would like to remain in canada or get a permanent resident visa or something of the sort.

i would also liek to work a year before i go to college for personal reasons.

i have slightly distant relatives(great uncles, etc) that are doing quite good. e.g one of my uncles is a successful realtor but we arent too close.

Please help me. i would like to be over there by next year end or early 2009.

PS i am prepared to both legal and illegal stuff.. no offence to you patriots