Kingston,Jamaica

[soanxiouswifey]

lmao! whoooie, nae thats a good one!

[jahlove]

Good one Nae, i have a quick question, i am still not able to view my status using the B# online yet, i can see the updates through my hubbys account.  I dont understand, iam alone on this, is this a bad thing for me.  I am a bit worried , nervous, anxcious and all the other things that means the same as those other words.

[nae-nae]

jahlove - someone else asked the same thing the other day....I replied saying my husband is in Canada now and his B# still doesn't work on ecas.  I wouldn't worry about it.  Just use your spouse's number, it will show the updates if there are any....mine does

[canuck0469]

Good day forum family. lots of excitement around here these days and that is awesome
Charlie and Nae, good jokes, I'll remember them. Understand there are some new rules coming out and thought you should be aware of some of them

New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for Classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days: mowing my lawn.

New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're gay. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men.

New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we're done.

New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your flavored water.

New Rule: Stop messing with old people. Target is introducing a redesigned pill bottle that's square, with a bigger label. And the top is now the bottom. And by the time grandpa figures out how to open it, his ass will be in the morgue. Congratulations, Target, you just solved the Social Security crisis.

New Rule: The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf grande half-soy, half-low
fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low and one NutraSweet," ooh, you're a huge asshole.

New Rule: I'm not the cashier! By the time I look up from sliding my card, entering my PIN number, pressing "Enter," verifying the amount, deciding, no, I don't want cash back, and pressing "Enter" again, the kid who is supposed to be ringing me up is standing there eating my Almond Joy. Paper? plastic? I don't have time for that. I've just been called to do a cleanup on Aisle Nine!

New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass. And it translates to "beef with broccoli." The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high.

New Rule: Competitive eating isn't a sport. It's one of the seven deadly sins. ESPN recently televised the US Open of Competitive Eating, because watching those athletes at the poker table was just too damned exciting. What's next, competitive farting? Oh wait. They're already doing that. It's called "The Oprah Show."

New Rule: I don't need a bigger mega M&M. If I'm extra hungry for M&Ms, I'll go nuts and eat two.

New Rule: If you're going to insist on making movies based on crappy, old television shows, then you have to give everyone in the Cineplex a remote so we can see what's playing on the other screens. Let's remember the reason something was a television show in the first place is the idea wasn't good enough to be a movie.

New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking up the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the middle class version of looting.

New Rule, and this one is long overdue: No more bathroom attendants. After I zip up, some guy is offering me a towel and a mint like I just had sex with George Michael. I can't even tell if he's supposed to be there, or just some freak with a fetish. I don't want to be on your web cam, dude. I just want to wash my hands.

New Rule: When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to know in months. "27 Months." "He's two," will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't care in the first place.

[jahlove]

Thanks nae

[soanxiouswifey]

 @ jahlove i have not had an update on ecas either...maybe just the IO thats on your file, doesnt mean they not working on it though.

[jahlove]

thank you soanxiouswifey, but you know how we can get a bit flustered when you really dont know for sure.  thanks again

[soanxiouswifey]

 @ jahlove...i know only to well mi luv...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2obnsDgN54 check out this vid guys! really cool

[Godblesswife]

lol Anxious they tried

[howmuchlonger]

Hey everyone, just wanted to let you know for those of you close to Calgary itravel2000.com has Calgary - MBJ Feb 7th - 14th  $ 298.00 return all taxes in...

[lonely_wife]

soanxious that was a pretty good video... you notice the comment at the bottom about the american version lol hahahahaha anyways I wont comment about it but I must say that I kidda agree lol....

thanks for sharing the info howmuchlonger unfortunatly for me I'm already booked for feb. 12 to 25 and im not near calgary....

Nae nae how is hubby settling... anything that you notice he is amazed by... i hope all is well with mr. nae transition

CharlieD.. just wanted to say thanks for keeping up with the updates you are doing an awesome job...

Canuck... thanks for making me laugh

I have a question... I seen that Kingston update and make calls on tuesday's and thursday's? Are those the only two days???

My B number is finally working since tuesday does anyone that was updated on tuesday are most of the B numbers working???

Anyways i hope everyone is having a great day 
 

[lonely_wife]

Hi everyone!

Just wanted to let you guys know I found this on another forum and it helps you track e-cas by sending you emails when anything is updated.... https://ecas.carroll.org.uk

[jahlove]

Good morning guys.

lonely_wife do you think this site is safe, i want to complete the form but i am a bit scared, suggestions please.

you that sometimes these people are so smart.

has anyone gone on it before.

[CharlieD10]

Morning folks

Lonely wife/Jahlove, the eCAS tracker is fairly safe, I know many of the American and British applicants signed up for it and used it (I stalk their threads, LOL) and it prevents them from checking it obsessively.  It basically just lets you know via email when there is a change to your eCAS, it doesn't tell you what the change is, you have to go and check it yourself.

It's another day.  I am done with putting my app together, thank God, sending it to hubby on Monday, hooray!!

[jahlove]

thanks charlieD10 and congrats on completing your application, you must be very relaxed now.