Kingston,Jamaica

[canuck0469]

Well good morning my forum family, it is an awesome year that KG has given so many of us. So many reunions coming up, my word gonna be a lot of new babies coming out of this I'm thinking. Sweet little Jamcadians with curly little hair, big smiles with pearly white teeth.  Picturing them now. Jammy been so quiet lately, making one of her own. Eh! Good thing I'm going to see the Mrs this week. Have an awesome week all
Ok KG,

NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CharlieD10]

Good morning all.  Morning canuck!  I rather agree with you, going to be some baby announcements next year!! 

Have a safe flight and a great time, canuck, both ways

I didn't say anything last week, as I didn't want to take away from Rosemel's great news....but my husband found his father passed away last Thursday; his cremation and memorial service is today.  As it all happened so fast, we decided I wouldn't try to get a TRV to be with him.  Difficult time for our little family, I never did get a chance to meet my FIL in person, and he was my husband's only living parent.  However, I was able to speak to him quite a few times, so thank God for small mercies. 

Anyways, I hope everyone has a wonderful reunion, whether in Jamaica or in Canada, that we love and cherish our beloved ones and have a wonderful holiday season.

Let's go, KG, NEXT!!

[nae-nae]

good morning forum family! and happy Monday!  another new week, and KG's office isn't closed so let's go KG let's go!! let's go KG let's go!!

canuck - we will need to start a new forum for the babies that came out of this lol also, before I forget, have a safe journey to JA and Merry Christmas to you, Mrs. Canuck and your families.  Have a wonderful holiday!!!  We are looking forward to hearing from you about your wife's landing once you get back 

charlie - so sorry for you and your husband's loss     my thoughts and prayers go out to your hubby and his family....such a difficult thing to go through especially at this time of year. 

[canuck0469]

Morning Charlie, I am sorry to hear of your loss. Although you have never met him, he loves you as a daughter. My family is very close to my JA family although they have never met, they seem to love one another. Take care my friend. I'll send out the daily joke on your behalf.

[CharlieD10]

Thanks, Nae and canuck

He left us a note, canuck, written when we were getting married.  My husband and I cried as he read to me after finding it among his personal papers.  He blessed our marriage, and called me his daughter. 

Thanks, canuck, I was debating doing it, but couldn't seem to get in the mood for it today.

[Sickntiredofjamaica]

hey every one dam its flippin cold hope every one is doing ok whats up with kingston


LETS GO KINGSTON LETS GO

[canuck0469]

Hi Hi,
Top 10 Signs You Should Get A Divorce

10. For Valentine's Day he gives you a box of Pop Tarts and says, "If you need me, I'll be at Hooters."

9. The only thing you have in common is your hatred for one another.

8. You ask the guy at Hallmark where the "Controlling *censored word*" section is.

7. You keep finding receipts for the guys she's hired to kill you.

6. You still haven't forgiven him for nailing that fat intern when he was a resident.

5. She brings a date to couples counseling.

4. You just married Liza Minnelli.

3. He won't shut up about how great his secretary is in bed.

2. You sleep in separate beds in separate bedrooms in separate houses in separate states.

1. Her pet nickname for you -- "Numb-nuts."


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[rosemel]

Good morning everyone

   OH Charlie ...SO sorry to read of your sad news this morning, it is extremely difficult to be away from your loved ones when something like this happens with your family... My condolences to you and your husband!!


   Canuck...safe travels to JA and enjoy the sun and fun    Merry Christmas to you and your wife !!  and I  hope your trip back to CA isn't tooooo cold for her...  make sure to keep her warm and snuggly

  My countdown is on!!...4 more sleeps!!!



  

[brownsuga]

Hello everyone,

CharlieD,  sorry about your loss...

Canuck ,  safe traveling and enjoy your trip ... all the best for the holidays...

Rosemel, you must be so excited ....

Nae-Nae, your trip is coming up soon...wow...!!!

[canuck0469]

Thanks for the well wishes everyone, and I will ensure to keep her warm. She'll soon learn a new defintion for the term 'plugging in' isn't just for block heaters on our cars. 3 more days,

KG, lets bring some more friends home please, and thank you

NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Helpmeplease]

Charlie, sorry for your loss..it's hard to be away at a time like this

have a safe trip canuck

[CharlieD10]

Thanks, everyone, really appreciate the condolences. 

[canuck0469]

I know I sent a version of this but still is quite cute

Diary of a Demented Snow Shoveler

 

December 8     6:00 PM

It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses print. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow!


December 9 

We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a more lovely place in the whole world? Moving here was the best idea I've ever had! 
Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a
boy again. I did both our driveway and the sidewalks. - This afternoon the snowplow came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again. What a perfect life!
 

December 12

The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a
disappointment! My neighbor tells me not to worry- we'll definitely have a white Christmas.  No snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says we'll have so much snow by the end of winter, that I'll never want to see snow again. I don't think that's possible. Bob is
such a nice man, I'm glad he's our neighbor.


December 14

Snow, lovely snow! 8 inches last night. The
temperature dropped to -20.  The cold makes
everything sparkle so. The wind took my breath away, but I warmed up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks. This is
the life!  The snowplow came back this afternoon and buried everything again. I didn't
realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling, but I'll certainly get back in shape this way. I wish I wouldn't huff and puff so.


December 15

20 inches forecast. Sold my van and bought a 4x4 Blazer. Bought snow tires for the wife's car and 2 extra shovels. Stocked the freezer. The wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out. I think that's silly. We aren't in Alaska , after all.

December 16

Ice storm this morning. Fell on my ass on the ice in the driveway putting down salt. Hurt like hell. The wife laughed for an hour, which I think was very cruel.


December 17

Still way below freezing. Roads are too icy to go
anywhere. Electricity was off for 5 hours. I had to pile the blankets on to stay warm. Nothing to do but stare at the wife and try not to irritate her. Guess I should've bought a wood stove, but won't admit it to her. God I hate it when she's right. I can't believe
I'm freezing to death in my own livingroom.


December 20

Electricity is back on, but had another 14 inches of the damn stuff last night. More shoveling! Took all day. The damn snowplow came by twice. Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they said they're too busy playing hockey. I think they're lying.
Called the only hardware store around to see about buying a snow blower and they're out. Might have another shipment in March. I think they're lying. Bob says I have to shovel or the city will have it done and bill me. I think he's lying.


December 22

Bob was right about a white Christmas because 13 more inches of the white *censored word* fell today, and it's so cold, it probably won't melt till August. Took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up to go out to shovel and then I had to piss. By the time I got undressed, pissed and dressed again. I was too tired to shovel. Tried to hire Bob who has a plow on his truck for the rest of the winter, but he says he's too busy. I think the asshole is lying.
December 23

Only 2 inches of snow today. And it warmed up to 0. The wife wanted me to decorate the front of the house this morning. What is she, nuts?!! 
Why didn't she tell me to do that a month ago? She says she did but I think she's lying.


December 24

6 inches - Snow packed so hard by snowplow, I broke the shovel. Thought I was having a heart attack. If I ever catch the son of a *censored word* who drives that snow plow, I'll drag him through the snow by his balls and beat him to death with my broken shovel. I know he hides around the corner and waits for me to finish shoveling and then he comes down the street at a 100
miles an hour and throws snow all over where I've just been! Tonight the wife wanted me to sing Christmas carols with her and open our presents, but I was too busy watching for the damn snowplow.


December 25

Merry f---ing Christmas! 20 more inches of the damn slop tonight - Snowed in
The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil. God, I hate the snow!
Then the snowplow driver came by asking for a donation and I hit him over the head with my shovel. The wife says I have a bad attitude. I think she's a  fricking idiot. If I have to watch "It's A Wonderful Life" one more time, I'm going to stuff her into the microwave.


December 26

Still snowed in. Why the hell did I ever move here? It was all HER idea.
She's really getting on my nerves.


December 27

Temperature dropped to -30 and the pipes froze;
plumber came after 14 hours of waiting for him, he only charged me $1,400 to replace all my pipes.


December 28

Warmed up to above -20. Still snowed in. The *censored word* is driving me crazy!!!


December 29

10 more inches. Bob says I have to shovel the roof or it could cave in. That's the silliest thing I everheard. How dumb does he think I am?


December 30

Roof caved in. I beat up the snow plow driver, and now he is suing me for a million dollars, not only for the beating I gave him, but also for trying to shove the broken snow shovel up his ass. The wife went home to her mother.
Nine more inches predicted.


December 31

I set fire to what's left of the house. No more
shoveling.

January 2

My wife has left me to return to the heat of south Texas, have barricaded myself in what is left of my car... I think I hear the SWAT team coming... we shall see

January 8

Feel so good. I just love those little white pills
they keep giving me. Why am I tied to the bed?

[Helpmeplease]

lol Canuck!! love it...I'll have to show hubby that one lol he has not had to shovel yet but January soon come lol

[lonely_wife]

Hi Everyone!!!!

I am new to this site and I am wondering if anyone would care to tell me how long they waited for Kingston to process there applications for spousal sponsorship. The process is long for me and I am very lonely. I am gonna join you guys on the site as from what I can see I am not the only one going through this situation. Can't wait to get to chat with yous within this forum. I wish everyone a wonderful day 

Joelle