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« Reply #3420 on: January 15, 2011, 10:39:58 pm » |
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DOGLOVER: I love u sohniye.
Girl: Tere vich ki khaas a k main tainu pyar kara.
DOGLOVER: Veer tera university da topper a.
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« Reply #3421 on: January 15, 2011, 10:49:44 pm » |
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NAAVY Ask to Taxi Driver >> Golden temple Jaoge? Taxi Driver >> Haan Jaonga...  NAAVY Ne Jaib Se Lifafa Nikala Or kaha..  . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . Wapsi Mai mere liye Langar Lai Ana..  |
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« Reply #3422 on: January 16, 2011, 05:04:35 am » |
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asi rehne aa ne mummy kolo darr ke....
mummy rehnde danda hath far ke.....
mari motti sat nahiyo gaulde je ik adha pe javee.....
pehle roida ni ...
fer chup hoeda ni...
jadoo danda pai javee.....
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« Reply #3423 on: January 16, 2011, 05:09:56 am » |
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SHARMA77- Ab tabiyat kaisi hai?
DOGLOVER- Pehle se zyada khrab hai.
SHARMA77- Dawai khali thi kya?
DOGLOVER- Nahi dawai ki sheeshi to bhari hui thi.
SHARMA77- Mera matlab dawai le li thi?
DOGLOVER- Ji chemist shop se to maine le li thi.
SHARMA77- Bewkoof dawai pee li thi?
DOGLOVER- Nahi, dawai to laal thi.
SHARMA77- Abe dawai ko pee lia tha?
DOGLOVER- Nahì sahab peelia toh mujhe tha.....!!
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« Reply #3424 on: January 16, 2011, 05:19:20 am » |
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Lakhwinder Kaur ne hotel ch ik PIZZA order kita...
waiter ne 5 min baad pizza ley anda...
Waiter : madam pizze de 6 piece kara ke 8...
Lakhwinder Kaur : 6 hi karde... 8 khade ni jaane
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« Reply #3425 on: January 16, 2011, 05:22:03 am » |
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Best_pal: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Best_pal : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.....
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« Reply #3426 on: January 16, 2011, 05:25:12 am » |
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Hunker: doctor,doctor lizard entered in my ear.
DOCTOR : when?
Hunker: morning eight o clock doctor.
DOCTOR: now 12 O clock why you have not come to me for treatment?
Hunker: doctor i thought that lizard will caught the cockrooch which was entered at early morning 4 O clock.
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« Reply #3427 on: January 16, 2011, 05:28:50 am » |
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Lakhwinder Kaur ik din class vich bohot late aayi.
Master: Tu late kiyon aai?
Lakhwinder Kaur: Master ji ik munda mera picha kar riha c.
Master: Par biba, tu late kyon hoi?
Lakhwinder Kaur: Master ji, oh munda bohot holi holi chal riha c.
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« Reply #3428 on: January 16, 2011, 05:33:47 am » |
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GF: Kya Tum Mere Liay Chaand sitary Tod Kr La Skte Ho.?
JOHNY GADDAR : Tu Chand Tareyaan Di Gal Krni Ain, Loki Mainu Amrood Nai Toran Dende
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« Reply #3429 on: January 16, 2011, 05:42:34 am » |
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HUNKER: kyu ro rahi a? LAKHWINDER KAUR: mere marks ghat aye ne. .  HUNKER: kinne? LAKHWINDER KAUR: 99%  HUNKER : rabb to dar kudiye ene ch ta 3 munde pass ho jande |
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« Reply #3430 on: January 16, 2011, 05:47:07 am » |
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Lakhwinder Kaur .. went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying .. . . . . . . . . Lakhwinder Kaur ....... Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver |
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« Reply #3431 on: January 16, 2011, 08:50:52 am » |
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Ik Bar Ik Building Ch Aag Lag Gayi Te Ik mac_pal Ne Lokan Nu Bachuan Layi Wich
Chlaang Laga Ditti Te 4 Bandiya Nu Kadh Lai Aayi
Par Agle Din Usnu Police Far Ke Lai Gayi Daso Kyun???
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« Reply #3432 on: January 16, 2011, 08:56:15 am » |
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rajdeep ne School to chuti lyi...Next Day Teacher
teacher to rajdeep," Kal Tu Chuti kyu liti Kaka? kithe c ?
rajdeep," Madam ji...toda Kamm c ji..
Teacher," ohh i see..
rajdeep," NO NO mam, ohh ni ayi c...Mai Gya c
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« Reply #3433 on: January 16, 2011, 08:59:54 am » |
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hunker Bus te college ja reha c.....
Bus di Brake lagi,Jhatka lagya
hunker, ik sohni KUDI te dig gya........
kudi," OYE mundya !! Ki kar reha tu........
hunker," Mai ji MOHINDRA COLLEGE(Punjabi University) to PGDCA Kar reha
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