HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD ON...Just hold on now...
Ooops, can you read this text, or is it too small? Maybe you over-read it because you'd have to squint your eyes to read it!JUST A LIL' SECOND!
JUST A LIL' SECOND!
YOU HOLDING YET!?!??
Well I'm pretty sure you weren't able to read the text above.
Are you all ready for some news?
Come on, are you ready? I can't hear youuuu~~~~!!!
But here goes.
Received e-mail. Reads the following:Dear Ms. <SUPER SEXY HAWT BEAST>,
Please disregard instructions received from our New Delhi office. Your file has been transferred to our office in Manila and is currently in transit from New Delhi. You will be advised of the additional processing requirements upon receipt and review of your file.
We trust this information is of assistance.
Family Reunification Unit
Embassy of Canada, Manila - Ambassade du Canada, Manille
Level 6, Tower 2, RCBC Plaza
6819 Ayala Avenue
Makati City 1200, Philippines
Fax: (632) 843-1094
1) First, we must note the e-mail is in... uh... blue. How professional. I like that. My favourite colour as of today.
2) Second... yes, you guessed, I edited my wife's name and replaced it with something professional.
3) Third... yes... yes... she's a Ms., not a Mrs. ... Of course she is, we ain't married, we're all faking this marriage.Mrs.!
Well, here's the truth:
YOU SAID IT OH YEAH BABY YOU SAID IT!!!!!!WAZOO WAKA WOW WOW!!!!
YEAH BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I started break-dancing in the office when I heard the news. WEWT WEW WEWT!!!
Yeah, I trust that's of ASSISTANCE.
Now, here's how the conversation tomorrow with the MP secretary is going to go:
Me: You're a 90 year old lady, how come you talk like that?
Sec: Yoh! Don't question me, sonny! Let's do this!
Me: OK. So you know my situation.
Me: So I brought here some papers...
Sec: I told you your wife's application is in the right visa office.
Sec: You don't know their intentions.
Sec: They know what they're doing.
Sec: They've been handling millions of applications.
Sec: The application is in the right visa office.
Me: It isn't. It's supposed to be in...
Sec: Sometimes they send applications to other VO's without telling you.
Me: Really? But that's not the...
Sec: Listen, I've been doing this for decades! I know better than you.
Me: Not in this case because...
Sec: Will you shut up and stop interrupting me!?
Me: *pulls VO e-mail and shows to Secretary*
Sec: *stares down at me until I walk out of the office*
GOT REPLY! WHAT WHAT!
TAKE THAT WEECHES!
WE RECEIVED YOUR APPLICATION!!! Please send your Passport so we can give you a VISA stamp so you can land in Canada!
-Yours truly, the Japan Visa Office.